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"Dally" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> David Cohen wrote:
>> "Dally" <[email protected]> wrote
>>>David Cohen wrote:
>>>>"Dally" <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>David Cohen wrote:
>>>>>>Well, maybe not best...there WAS that hooker on my 16th birthday...
>>>>>
>>>>>Really?
>>>>
>>>>How old is your son?
>>>
>>>One's turning 13, the other is 6.
>> In three years, bring the older one on a vacation to Las Vegas. His
>> birthday present awaits him a short hour drive over the county line.
>
> Everyone has a claim on that boy. When he's 14 I'm supposed to send him
> into the Michigan woods with my natal menfolk to shoot something.
>
> Turning cutey-pie little boys into men is a tougher job that it seems for
> a mother.
No, it's not. Here are your instructions:
1) Shut up.
2) Sit down.
3) Stay out of the way.
David
news:[email protected]...
> David Cohen wrote:
>> "Dally" <[email protected]> wrote
>>>David Cohen wrote:
>>>>"Dally" <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>David Cohen wrote:
>>>>>>Well, maybe not best...there WAS that hooker on my 16th birthday...
>>>>>
>>>>>Really?
>>>>
>>>>How old is your son?
>>>
>>>One's turning 13, the other is 6.
>> In three years, bring the older one on a vacation to Las Vegas. His
>> birthday present awaits him a short hour drive over the county line.
>
> Everyone has a claim on that boy. When he's 14 I'm supposed to send him
> into the Michigan woods with my natal menfolk to shoot something.
>
> Turning cutey-pie little boys into men is a tougher job that it seems for
> a mother.
No, it's not. Here are your instructions:
1) Shut up.
2) Sit down.
3) Stay out of the way.
David