is just a few or do they speak for the masses?

[Martees]

"Darsh" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:06cI9.263548$1O2.17776@sccrnsc04...
>
> "Simon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> > | The hell it does. Why don't you ******** Simpleton Simon?
> > |
> > | JD
> >
> > When an "assumed" grown man has to resort to name calling I know his
> advice
> > is not worth the time of day.
> >
> > JD your always welcome to come ride over my way, heck I would even give
> you
> > a place to stay. Maybe in real life you would turn out to be a decent person.
>
> JD... a decent person? Are you insulting what you think he could be be? Are you looking for
> failure? You gotta stop with the USENET
assumptions...
> hehe
>
> He is a huge "assumed" grown man..... he would beat your ass in a
heartbeat
> while eating a pizza.
>
> Hey JD, want me to kick his ass?
>
> darsh
>
>
>
> >
> > Simon , UK-Nottingham
> >
> >
>
Somebody getting their ass kicked while eating pizza..... now there's a visual to live with.

Thanks D.

Marty

 

[Jd]

"Darsh" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<5SbI9.55607$pN3.4244@sccrnsc03>...
> "Simon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> > | Just keep your "jumps, drops and street" BS to alt.bmx. And when you actually ride in the
> > | MOUNTAINS, post here. Simple, isn't it?
> > |
> > | Greg
> > | --
> >
> > I feel sorry for such a shallow mind.
>
> Just do your "jumps, drops and street" in the mountains. That should cover
> it.
>
> darsh

That's much too difficult a concept for a simpleton, Darsh. Let them "think" they are for real, that
ought to make them feel good about their bmx.

JD

 

[Martees]

"G.T." <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Simon wrote:
> > "Hand me a mountain greg and I will ride it. Tow it across to Nottingham
UK"
> >
> > I will have alot more fun riding down it, getting air off anything I
can.
> > Taking the steepest decent going and drifting round corners.
> >
>
> Just don't scare any hikers, equestrians, or other cyclists.
>
> > Then, greg, with an inane grin of pleasure across my face one I have
reached
> > the bottom ......I shall turn to you and say damn that was cool lets go again.
> >
>
> And then we can discuss it in alt.adult-bmx.
>
> > See I will ride with anyone. You will ride with only those you can comprehend.
> >
>
> Ahhh, you don't understand me. I ride with everyone, I even sample a bit of the forbidden fruit
> every once in awhile, two-wheeled vehicles with engines in them, imagine that. But this is where
> we discuss mountain
biking.
>
> HTH, Greg
>
> --
> "Walking under ladders for a living You know we should be running round in pubs and bars We know
> we'll never grow short And we'll never grow tall" - the Mekons
>

I don't have mountains but I have a Mountain bike. I don't do Downhill.... but I like riding
downhill. Come to think of it, I like riding uphill too. I don't do Drops but I like riding off
stuff. I don't race but I like coming in first......... Do I belong here?

I'm so confused.

I think I need a ride................

Marty

 

[Bill Wheeler]

On Thu, 05 Dec 2002 18:27:14 GMT, "G.T." <[email protected]> wrote:

>Ahhh, you don't understand me. I ride with everyone, I even sample a bit of the forbidden fruit
>every once in awhile, two-wheeled vehicles with engines in them, imagine that. But this is where we
>discuss mountain biking.
>
>HTH, Greg
I'm beginning to get the picture. G.T. is a purist. Don't take this as advice but I wouldn't put
such solid boundaries on alt.amb....of course that's just my opinion. <===whatever that means.

Oh the joy of Tequila, (to shitty out to go for a Guinness) Bill The mind serves properly as a
window glass rather than as a reflector, that is, the mind should give an immediate view instead of
an interpretation of the world.
:-]

 

[Simon]

"Shaun Rimmer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]... <snip well put reply>
|
| Oh, and if _I_ wanna post about riding on hills, doing little stair drops, jumping over dirt
| mounds etc, who do you suppose is gonna stop me?
|
| Shaun aRe - Even if there's just a couple of people interested, it's worth posting about.
|
Always interested here.

Like I said in another post I believe mountain biking was "invented" by racing "downhill" on a
modified cruiser.

Simon

 

[Simon]

"Shaun Rimmer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
|
| Simon <[email protected]> wrote in message
| news:[email protected]...
| >
| > "Bill Wheeler" <[email protected]> wrote in message
| >
| > | Diversity, it's the spice of life, enjoy it, savor it, devour it!
| > |
| > | Peace, Bill
| > |
| >
| > Try telling my missus that!
|
| Heheheheheh - I did ',;~}
|
| Shaun aRe or was that JH's missus? - They all look the same in the
dark.....
| ',;~P```````
|
ROTFLMAO

 

[Cameron]

"Bill Wheeler" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Thu, 05 Dec 2002 18:27:14 GMT, "G.T." <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
-snip-

>
>
> Oh the joy of Tequila, (to shitty out to go for a Guinness) Bill
> :-]

About one shot of ol' Jose left; not in the mood for gin; my buddy Jim Beam is locked in the cabinet
'cause I don't want to talk to him right now; and it's way to easy to get f*ck*ed *p tasting them
Slippery Nipples.

Speaking of which......

--
Cameron

 

[Penny S]

"Simon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Shaun Rimmer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]... <snip well put reply>
> |
> | Oh, and if _I_ wanna post about riding on hills, doing little stair
drops,
> | jumping over dirt mounds etc, who do you suppose is gonna stop me?
> |
> | Shaun aRe - Even if there's just a couple of people interested, it's
worth
> | posting about.
> |
> Always interested here.
>
> Like I said in another post I believe mountain biking was "invented" by racing "downhill" on a
> modified cruiser.
>
> Simon
>

can you name who and where?

penny

 

[Jd]

"Simon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> Like I said in another post I believe mountain biking was "invented" by racing "downhill" on a
> modified cruiser.

You are retarded, aren't you?

JD

 

[Simon]

| > ROTFLMAO
|
| Let me guess: "Right On Fella, Lost My Ancient Orange" ?
|
| ',;~}
|
| Shaun aRe
|
|
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

Aparently a frequently used expression,

Simon

 

[Cinder Girl]

"G.T." <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Martees wrote:
> >
> >
> > I don't have mountains but I have a Mountain bike. I don't do
Downhill....
> > but I like riding downhill. Come to think of it, I like riding uphill
too. I
> > don't do Drops but I like riding off stuff. I don't race but I like
coming
> > in first......... Do I belong here?
> >
>
> No mountains? No permission to post here. Bye bye!
>
> Greg
>
> --

Can we argue about the definition of "mountain" now?!?!? Its always bothered me that people point to
"hills" all over the bay area and call them "mountains". Mt Diablo, Mt Tam, blah blah blah. I love
the bay area after growing up in the shadow of Mt. Whitney its hard to be impressed with the
towering heights of Mt. Diablo.

Guess I'll have to call myself a "hill-biker" now.

 

[Bomba]

JD wrote:
> "Simon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:<[email protected]>...
>
>> Like I said in another post I believe mountain biking was "invented" by racing "downhill" on a
>> modified cruiser.
>
>
> You are retarded, aren't you?

Please don't use the word 'retarded'. I work with a lot of sick children, and it's offensive.

 

[Penny S]

"Simon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> |
> | No mountains? No permission to post here. Bye bye!
> |
> | Greg
> |
> So greg do you own this newsgroup? Do you pay for the bandwidth? Are you a moderator? Do you even
> have anything helpful to say or discuss?
>
> If not then you have "No permission to to post here. Bye bye!"
>
> Simon......Unprejudiced and chilled!

you forgot your smiley, mr "chilled".

penny

 

[Penny S]

"Michael Dart" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
>
> "penny s" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> >
> > "Simon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > >
> > >
> > > Like I said in another post I believe mountain biking was "invented"
by
> > > racing "downhill" on a modified cruiser.
> > >
> > > Simon
> > >
> >
> > can you name who and where?
> >
> > penny
> >
> >
>
> Who: Joe Breeze, Joe Murray, Gary Fisher to name a few. Where: Mt. Tamalpais (Mt. Tam) in Marin
> County CA. What: Repack DH race on modified beach cruisers. So named Repack because they had to
> rebuild the rear coaster brake hubs after each run because the grease boiled out of them from
> the heat.
>
> Apparently their claim of "invented it" means to everybody else "marketed it". Off road cycling
> was "invented" a loooong time ago and in too many different places to count.
>
> Mike
>

psst Mike, that was a test for Simon, not you!!!

penny

 

[Pete Fagerlin]

"Cinder Girl" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

I love the bay area after
| growing up in the shadow of Mt. Whitney its hard to be impressed with the towering heights of
| Mt. Diablo.

You can see the second greatest amount of the Earth's surface from the top of Mount Diablo.
Kilimanjaro is #1.

After visiting the East coast and seeing the tired rounded humps that pass for some of the mountains
back there Diablo, with its steep North flank, looks positively Everest-like.

--
Pete Fagerlin

http://www.petefagerlin.com

 

[Martees]

"Cinder Girl" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "G.T." <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Martees wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > > I don't have mountains but I have a Mountain bike. I don't do
> Downhill....
> > > but I like riding downhill. Come to think of it, I like riding uphill
> too. I
> > > don't do Drops but I like riding off stuff. I don't race but I like
> coming
> > > in first......... Do I belong here?
> > >
> >
> > No mountains? No permission to post here. Bye bye!
> >
> > Greg
> >
> > --
>
>
> Can we argue about the definition of "mountain" now?!?!? Its always bothered me that people point
> to "hills" all over the bay area and call
them
> "mountains". Mt Diablo, Mt Tam, blah blah blah. I love the bay area
after
> growing up in the shadow of Mt. Whitney its hard to be impressed with the towering heights of
> Mt. Diablo.
>
> Guess I'll have to call myself a "hill-biker" now.
>

Of course, if you lived in Holland the only hills would be dikes. You'd be a dike-biker.

Sorry. It HAD to be done.

Marty

 

[John Harlow]

> Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
>
> Aparently a frequently used expression,
>
> Simon

Just in case it's needed, here's a refresher on commonly used expressions...

http://www.theonion.com/onion3844/infograph_3844.html

 

[Jd]

"Michael Dart" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Who: Joe Breeze, Joe Murray, Gary Fisher to name a few. Where: Mt. Tamalpais (Mt. Tam) in Marin
> County CA. What: Repack DH race on modified beach cruisers. So named Repack because they had to
> rebuild the rear coaster brake hubs after each run because the grease boiled out of them from
> the heat.

Disco ********. That may have been the invention of "racing", but the dudes on Mt Wilson beat them
to it as well as the Crested Butte crew.

JD

 

[G.T.]

Simon wrote:
> |
> | No mountains? No permission to post here. Bye bye!
> |
> | Greg
> |
> So greg do you own this newsgroup?

Yes.

> Do you pay for the bandwidth?

No, I am bandwidth.

> Are you a moderator?

Yes, and you have been relegated to alt.bmx.

> Do you even have anything helpful to say or discuss?
>

Yes, I have tons helpful to say and discuss about MOUNTAIN bikes, MOUNTAIN biking, and all matters
pertaining to said riding of MOUNTAIN bikes in the MOUNTAINS.

Now be a good boy and go play with the kids in alt.bmx.

Greg

--
"Walking under ladders for a living You know we should be running round in pubs and bars We know
we'll never grow short And we'll never grow tall" - the Mekons

 

[Jd]

bomba <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> JD wrote:
> > "Simon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:<[email protected]>...
> >
> >> Like I said in another post I believe mountain biking was "invented" by racing "downhill" on a
> >> modified cruiser.
> >
> >
> > You are retarded, aren't you?
>
> Please don't use the word 'retarded'. I work with a lot of sick children, and it's offensive.

Take your whiny pc ******** and ********, ******. The 90's are over, so get over it already.

JD