your question was on whether or not you should buy a Linear LWB, under being helpfull the correct
reply is...no one here can suggest you buy anything. The standard line is try/experience every bent
you can lay your hands on (in your price range) and then you decide which bent floats your boat the
most. As for Linears, the company fell off the planet for a few years and has been revived
recently...so getting parts may not be a problem now that the bent is back.
LWBs and CLWBs, both with ASS are (IMHO) easier to learn how to ride. Going from a DF to a SWB USS
is not all that easy and even getting used to the High BB with an ASS SWB takes practice.
The world of bents, this is a state of mind as well as never having enough $ in your bank account to
handle the bent addiction. You know you are in the world of bentdom when you find you actually
understand terms like LWB/ASS/BB etc. and you begin to incorporate these terms in your everyday
writing/speech.
The secret handshake tends to have both parties ignore eye contact and each focuses on the other
guys bent.
When you become more hardcore you begin to offer sacrifices to your bent, give her a name, talk to
her (be concerned if she talks back to you) , caress her, keep her happy with Boeshield and polish
her frame daily.
After a time you will plan out your day around your bent, you will look at your wife, look at your
bent and realize the bent can be more fun but in a non-carnal way.
Wives hate it when they think we are enjoying ourselves on our bents, so we need to learn to lie to
them, after every ride we ***** and complain about how unforgiving the bent was, how awful the ride
was, horrendous traffic etc., they see us smile and they'll want a bent tandem for "quality time"
together, then want their own bent and they'll realize they don't need us anymore...except in the
carnal sense.
I gotta go to sleep now...the wife is growling.
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> Thanks Wile E. Coyote,
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> But, that's not very helpful.
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> BTW, what is a "world of bents"? What is a "secret handshake"? I'm new to this new terminology.
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> Charlie
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> Originally posted by Wile E.Coyote Welcome to world of bents...the secret handshake instructions
> follow after you've purchased the Linear.
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