" it must have transformed in my body"

Discussion in 'Road Cycling' started by Dave H, Sep 1, 2004.

  1. Dave H

    Dave H Guest

    Colombian Maria Luisa Calle Williams, bronze medalist in the womens points
    race at the olympics, after being stripped of her medal was quoted as
    saying.

    from cyclingews.com
    Calle said that she had had headaches before the race, and took some
    paracetamol ( acetominophen) and some "neosaldina", (aspirin) which
    according to her doctor did not contain any banned substances. "We think
    that one of these products transformed itself in my body, and this resulted
    in the positive test,"

    Uh huh
    Dave
     
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  2. warren

    warren Guest

    In article <[email protected]>, Dave H
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Colombian Maria Luisa Calle Williams, bronze medalist in the womens points
    > race at the olympics, after being stripped of her medal was quoted as
    > saying.
    >
    > from cyclingews.com
    > Calle said that she had had headaches before the race, and took some
    > paracetamol ( acetominophen) and some "neosaldina", (aspirin) which
    > according to her doctor did not contain any banned substances. "We think
    > that one of these products transformed itself in my body, and this resulted
    > in the positive test,"


    Maybe she's an "X-files" fan.

    -WG
     
  3. Matt C

    Matt C Guest

    Come on Dave, you've heard of this before.

    It's called "puttin it in soft"


    "Dave H" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]
    > Colombian Maria Luisa Calle Williams, bronze medalist in the womens points
    > race at the olympics, after being stripped of her medal was quoted as
    > saying.
    >
    > from cyclingews.com
    > Calle said that she had had headaches before the race, and took some
    > paracetamol ( acetominophen) and some "neosaldina", (aspirin) which
    > according to her doctor did not contain any banned substances. "We think
    > that one of these products transformed itself in my body, and this

    resulted
    > in the positive test,"
    >
    > Uh huh
    > Dave
    >
    >
     
  4. chris

    chris Guest

    That's about the best I've ever heard!

    Better than Obee's "My coach has me on this new diet that increases my
    testosterone beyond the legal limit". That would be a magic bullet
    that no body else new about...

    And better than Pezzo's claim that birth control pills or her body
    created that nandrolone.

    And still better than Pantani's claim (via his doctor) that his Hct
    went up with training, defying all physiologic evidence we have to
    date.

    "Dave H" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
    > Colombian Maria Luisa Calle Williams, bronze medalist in the womens points
    > race at the olympics, after being stripped of her medal was quoted as
    > saying.
    >
    > from cyclingews.com
    > Calle said that she had had headaches before the race, and took some
    > paracetamol ( acetominophen) and some "neosaldina", (aspirin) which
    > according to her doctor did not contain any banned substances. "We think
    > that one of these products transformed itself in my body, and this resulted
    > in the positive test,"
    >
    > Uh huh
    > Dave
     
  5. warren

    warren Guest

    In article <[email protected]>, chris
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    > That's about the best I've ever heard!
    >
    > Better than Obee's "My coach has me on this new diet that increases my
    > testosterone beyond the legal limit". That would be a magic bullet
    > that no body else new about...
    >
    > And better than Pezzo's claim that birth control pills or her body
    > created that nandrolone.
    >
    > And still better than Pantani's claim (via his doctor) that his Hct
    > went up with training, defying all physiologic evidence we have to
    > date.


    I think it's still hard to top Tommy Thomas's claims that she was
    taking (needed) birth control pills.

    -WG
     
  6. OMC

    OMC Guest

    warren <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<020920041734197731%[email protected]>...
    > In article <[email protected]>, chris
    > <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    > > That's about the best I've ever heard!
    > >
    > > Better than Obee's "My coach has me on this new diet that increases my
    > > testosterone beyond the legal limit". That would be a magic bullet
    > > that no body else new about...
    > >
    > > And better than Pezzo's claim that birth control pills or her body
    > > created that nandrolone.


    Wasn't her excuse the steak she had eaten had growth hormones in it ?

    > > And still better than Pantani's claim (via his doctor) that his Hct
    > > went up with training, defying all physiologic evidence we have to
    > > date.

    >
    > I think it's still hard to top Tommy Thomas's claims that she was
    > taking (needed) birth control pills.


    Her face was the best birth control she could of used.......no amount
    of Viagra could even get anyone sniffing around that !

    "OMC"
     
  7. B. Lafferty

    B. Lafferty Guest

    "OMC" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]
    > warren <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:<020920041734197731%[email protected]>...
    >> In article <[email protected]>, chris
    >> <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >> > That's about the best I've ever heard!
    >> >
    >> > Better than Obee's "My coach has me on this new diet that increases my
    >> > testosterone beyond the legal limit". That would be a magic bullet
    >> > that no body else new about...
    >> >
    >> > And better than Pezzo's claim that birth control pills or her body
    >> > created that nandrolone.

    >
    > Wasn't her excuse the steak she had eaten had growth hormones in it ?



    IIRC, that was Pezzo's excuse.
     
  8. Wait, what do you mean, what are you talking about, we decided!? My best
    interest?! How can you know what's my best interest is? How can you say what
    my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm dopeing? When I went to
    your camps, I went to your coaches, I went to your National Team
    facilities?! So how can you say I'm dopeing.

    They say they're gonna fix my 'crit
    Alleviate my suffering and my split
    But by the time they fix my blood
    Morally I'll be dead

    I'm not dopeing - institutionalized
    You're the one who's dopeing - institutionalized
    You're driving me to doping - institutionalized


    They stuck me in the peloton
    Said it was the only solution
    to give me the needed podium postion
    to protect me from the enemy, myself

    What does it matter i'll probably get hit by a car anyway

    The boys from Suicidal Tendencies will forgive me I hope.......
     
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