It's all Lance's Fault!!!

Discussion in 'Professional Cycling' started by Klodifan, Jul 24, 2007.

  1. Serafino

    Serafino New Member

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    I notice House hasn't commented on Frankie's testimony.
    :D
     


  2. Trajectum

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    Was more fun though wasnt it? :p
     
  3. Doctor.House

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    Fancy palor trick eh?

    You edited out the sworn testimony whereby Franie Anderu confirms that Lance Armstrong confessed to steroids, growth hormones, EPO and corticosteroids.

    Frankie Adreu corroborated his wife's testimony that lance is an admitted drug cheat and liar.

    You also forgot Greg Lemond's testimony about Lance's EPO confession.

    +2 for LAF, a foundation based upon steroid abuse

    Mike Anderson also swore to witnessing an Armstrong steroid confession.
     
  4. nns1400

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    The convoluted reasoning here is so fun! So it's Lance's fault that all the other riders dope, and it's Lance's fault that they get caught for doping. Still. He isn't there to compete against, so if they aren't doping to keep up with him, (since he wanted them to "come and get me") then why are they doing it now? He got them hooked? Now instead of saying "the devil made me do it" they can say "Lance made me do it." Oh, wait, that's the same thing. :rolleyes:

    So, I'm getting as confused as IH8Lance. He's bad for drawing attention to doping. Or he's bad for doing it, or what? I thought everyone wanted cycling cleaned up. hahahahahaha
     
  5. David_Zen

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    I suppose it's also Lance's fault that Ras got booted from the tour. He did seem pretty confident that A.C. would win the tour. Hence the reason why Levi was allowed to take second place on today's stage. It all makes sense now!
     
  6. nns1400

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    Well, duh. He controls the universe! He controls our thoughts! Except for those resistant to his omnipresent powers like Doc House
     
  7. nns1400

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    YOU should run Charles Manson's PR team.
     
  8. redLantern

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    correction:
    doping/cheating has always surrounded the sport. it only reached an apex b/c of a smug, unlikeable AMERICAN guy kept evading the controls.

    lance was cocky,but who wouldnt be if they were demonized by the french media on a constant basis.
    ... doping has always been part of the sport. you cant blame this on lance.. blame it on CYCLING and the UCI because if they honestly wanted to clean up the sport we woulnt be talking about this now....
     
  9. azdroptop

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    I thought about it over night and I remembered Al Gore invented doping. He said so we he ran for President here in the USA. It was around the sametime he invented the internet......
     
  10. nns1400

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    Well Doping is probably at least named for him! :p
     
  11. Doctor.House

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    Indeed. Nike & the LAF have not fooled me.

    I doubt Lance will fly to Paris now.


     
  12. Bro Deal

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    I hope he shows up in Paris and tells us how he feels sorry for those of us who don't believe in miracles. ;)
     
  13. stevebaby

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    It was just an excuse to have a few grams removed. He's a psychopathic weight weenie.
     
  14. doctorSpoc

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    i think you need to take a reading comprehension class or something... my post doesn't say any of the things you say it does...:confused:

    you're confused alright... whose post did you read???
     
  15. nns1400

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    No, I need a speed reading class, because I admit to skimming sometimes :eek: . In post #34 I thought you were saying Lance's come and get me if you can attitude was in regard to the peleton, but after rereading it I see you were only talking about the French media (and the snotty attitude was a 2 way street in my biased American opinion).

    I was tieing your posts in with the theme of the thread, and basically most of the forum, that EVERYTHING is Lance's fault, from doping to being caught doping.

    My point is if "everyone" wants cycling cleaned up, they shouldn't complain about Lance bringing more attention to doping (in their minds) and causing more people to get in trouble (in their minds). You said he messed up the party for everyone, but I don't know if that was sarcasm or not, or if you're one who does want it cleaned up, or thinks they should just be allowed to do it. I read a lot of posts today.
     
  16. nns1400

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    Perhaps he is also a reptilian alien in addition to being Satan.
     
  17. saluki

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    I didn't edit out anything. When Andreu had to raise his hand and give sworn testimony, in front of a judge and a jury, and go to jail if he lied, that is what he said. You can find the same testimony in other locations. Whatever he may have said before this point, when he was in front of a jury and was afraid to lie, that is his testimony.

    Where are Betsy Andreu's mystery doctors, doctor?
     
  18. saluki

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    You mean the way that you believed in Vino's miracle?
     
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