Ewoud Dronkert <
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> On Tue, 04 May 2004 14:43:29 -0000, Bob Schwartz wrote:
> >> You obvioulsy are not aware of the out of
> >> compeition, random testing all riders are subject to.
> >
> > Indeed, I am not. Fill me in.
>
> Remember the ecstacy incident with Ullrich?
(begin to stir pot)
How about the timing of that Random out of competition drug test, eh?
(add a couple pitchers bier and a couple pills)
Pretty amazing they turned up the morning after that little incident.
(a dubious looking eye of newt)
What would they expect to find, but 30 proof pee? Not illegal, yet,
was alcohol? I'm sure if it was, Edita Rumsas would have had a few
bottles of Smirnoff and a slow drip kit with her at the border.
(Lipton Instant Wing of Bat EXP:04/92)
Do the UCI vampires have a habit of lurking outside bars favored by
cyclists or was it a set up?
(pinch of salt)
Who were these friends anyway? Agents of competitors or UCI plants?
(allow to cool)
Who would benefit from Der Kaiser's suspension?
(draw 10cc and inject)
I mean, why would a rider out for rehabilitation from knee surgery be
tested after a night out with friends? Isn't that rather innocent
behavior?
(pee in cup)
Then again, maybe the vampires were tipped off about a certain bicycle
smashing hit-and-run incident and figured it would take EPO or HGH
rather than alcohol to induce such actions.
(repeat)