Jan Ulrich: Unmasked and unplugged!

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  1. Saline.feed

    Saline.feed Banned

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    Forget his media invented persona. His actions and inactions speak so loudly that you can't hear his voice.

    Uber fast, super doped, highly skilled. A super talented gene pool combined with blood doping machinery.

    An out-of-wedlock child, who in turn, begot an out-of-wedlock child.

    A man of empty denials, blood bags, doping inquiries and abruptly sacked by his long-time employer, T-Mobile.

    That sums it up in my book. Not too much different than Pantani, Anquetil, Heras, Hamilton, Landis, Bugno, Berzin, Thevenet or Zootemelk. Misunderstood, yet still beloved.

    The good Jan: (2000 Olympic Road Champion)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvGZ49bg2mM

    The bad Jan; as he fled from doping compliance inquiries via quiting.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QKXLbuFlMc

    and, in the end, the ugly Jan. The typical pro cyclist's legacy. A man of no words on the subject of doping.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh-M4fKQlhc
     
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  2. Hungerkunstler

    Hungerkunstler New Member

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    Gosh, you look familiar.
     
  3. Tim Lamkin

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    Sure is ........it is FF :cool:
     
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    time to get that iggy finger working again :mad:



    ahhhh that's better :D
     
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    what's the iggy finger?
     
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    :D the iggy finger is the finger i use to operate the ignore function in the profiles window thus rendering Flyer and all his ailasis invisable.

    Careful though Helmut overuse of the iggy finger might lead to fatigue. :D
     
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    The men in the white suits are looking for you.

    lw
     
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    Farking Jan stuck it to Armstrong in this race ! What a farkin legend !!!!!!! Armstrong made up some pissweak excuse in his book about a sore back but we all know it was the first race in history that EPO tests took place.... suck eggs Armstrong you stupid poof !
     
  9. Saline.feed

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    He was on the full gas that day.

    Ah yes, you refer to the urine EPO tests THAT STILL can't detect daily injection of EPO. Neither can the feeble blood test.

    Johan Museeuw daily 'wasps' into the 'washing machine proved me right!
     
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    It is what it is. Grand Tour bike racing is based on blood doping and steroids.

    Bottom line on the drug cheating disgraced Jan Ulrich:
    1) he was sacked by his employer for being caught doping and having refused to get rid of Rudy Pevenege. He was sacked for embarassing his sponsor in a lie.

    2) They all dope. Ule was one of the very best drug cheats for Grand Tours.

    3) Ule fans are very much like Lance Pharmstrong, Barry Bonds, Jason Giambi, Gary Sheffield, Marion Jones, Tim Montgomery, Justin Gatlin, Floyd Landis, Tyler Hamilton or Tom Brady fans. (Hypocrites)

    4) about a TDF Champion Pierre Ballester said November last: 'Lance Armstrong epitomises everything that is bad about top-level sport. He took the Cancer community hostage, dared to give all moral lessons, and that's really hateful.' Yet Lance remains an American Nike endorsed hero.

    5) to the extent that naive fans believe Ule was somehow a miracle, who could ride Pantani off his wheel on a long climb without EPO and Polypharmacy, his fantastic and pitiful end serves as yet another Festina doping lesson. Just add Ule's name to Museeuw, Hamilton, Landis, Joachim, Andreu, Heras, Millar, Camenzind, Perez, Pantani, Vandenbrouke et al...

    Ule will be quickly forgotten. Next Grand Tour Champion doper please.
     
  11. House

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    Moderated
     
  12. Der Kranz

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    i gotta say, i don't really get this cat. is there some goal hoping to be achieved by yammering on a forum? there's gotta be better windmills.
     
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    Hhhmmmm, +1 Hunger...
     
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    yowsa. some people probably shouldn't spawn.
     
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    You should never log on to this forum just after masturbating to your autographed Ullrich poster. You're still too charged up. Towel off, have a beer, and try again later.
     
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    House has not a clue about truthteller's racing licenses categories, the number of his cycling road wins, track cycling win, motorcycling wins, his racing in Europe or his personal knowledge of pharmacies in Lugano, Switzerland or in the USA and Mexico.

    I believe House is still looking to ride his bike at a Saturday morning novice Velodrome session someday---and he is a big Lance Pharmstrong fan.

    Hey House---still excited that Nike Lance is a confirmed drug cheat too?

    Never heed the advice of a raving doping apologist.
     
  17. Saline.feed

    Saline.feed Banned

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    And Lance Armstrong is still your drug free clean hero?

    Live Wrong!
     
  18. Saline.feed

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    Lance Armstrong is the 'ball-less wonder'.

    I'll bring the tissues.
     
  19. Tim Lamkin

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    Typical to say something about someone who is not around, BTW how many times have you had cancer?
     
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    In my immediate family, three times.


    Nike sells $300 shoes with that theme.

    And Lance & Jan are still drug cheats!
     
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