Jay does a face plant! (CAUTION: bloody graphic link within)

[Jay]

Dear RBT friends:

Don't you feel sorry for me?

I am in ril PAIN here!

Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet
have prevented this painful injury?

Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to
start another flame war.

party doll - party doll ...

http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg

J

 

[[email protected]]

On Apr 10, 6:35 pm, Jay <[email protected]> wrote:
> Dear RBT friends:
>
> Don't you feel sorry for me?
>
> I am in ril PAIN here!
>
> Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet
> have prevented this painful injury?
>
> Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to
> start another flame war.
>
> party doll - party doll ...
>
> http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg
>
> J

It adds to your appeal. A dangerous man of mystery. Don't tell folks
it was a bike wreck. Say they don't want to know.

Joseph

 

[Jay]

On Apr 10, 1:24 pm, "[email protected]"
<[email protected]> wrote:
> On Apr 10, 6:35 pm, Jay <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > Dear RBT friends:
>
> > Don't you feel sorry for me?
>
> > I am in ril PAIN here!
>
> > Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet
> > have prevented this painful injury?
>
> > Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to
> > start another flame war.
>
> > party doll - party doll ...
>
> >http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg
>
> > J
>
> It adds to your appeal. A dangerous man of mystery. Don't tell folks
> it was a bike wreck. Say they don't want to know.
>
> Joseph- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
>
>
and I thought no one cared

J.

 

[Hank]

On Apr 10, 11:24 am, "[email protected]"
<[email protected]> wrote:
> On Apr 10, 6:35 pm, Jay <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > Dear RBT friends:
>
> > Don't you feel sorry for me?
>
> > I am in ril PAIN here!
>
> > Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet
> > have prevented this painful injury?
>
> > Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to
> > start another flame war.
>
> > party doll - party doll ...
>
> >http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg
>
> > J
>
> It adds to your appeal. A dangerous man of mystery. Don't tell folks
> it was a bike wreck. Say they don't want to know.
>
> Joseph- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

A dangerous man of mystery who wears bib overalls.

 

[[email protected]]

On Apr 10, 1:55 pm, Hank <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Apr 10, 11:24 am, "[email protected]"
>
>
>
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> > On Apr 10, 6:35 pm, Jay <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > Dear RBT friends:
>
> > > Don't you feel sorry for me?
>
> > > I am in ril PAIN here!
>
> > > Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet
> > > have prevented this painful injury?
>
> > > Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to
> > > start another flame war.
>
> > > party doll - party doll ...
>
> > >http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg
>
> > > J
>
> > It adds to your appeal. A dangerous man of mystery. Don't tell folks
> > it was a bike wreck. Say they don't want to know.
>
> > Joseph- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> A dangerous man of mystery who wears bib overalls.

I think they're the new Assos denim look. US$450.00. Gonna be hot...

tf

 

[Dan Burkhart]

Dear RBT friends:

Don't you feel sorry for me?

I am in ril PAIN here!

Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet
have prevented this painful injury?

Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to
start another flame war.

party doll - party doll ...

http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg

J

I hope this had nothing to do with a seat post failure.
Dan Burkhart
www.boomerbicycle.ca

 

[Dan O]

On Apr 10, 9:35 am, Jay <[email protected]> wrote:
> Dear RBT friends:
>
> Don't you feel sorry for me?
>
> I am in ril PAIN here!
>
> Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet
> have prevented this painful injury?
>
> Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to
> start another flame war.
>
> party doll - party doll ...
>
> http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg
>
> J

Yeah, yeah ;-)... but what about the bike? How's the *bike*?!

 

[Andre Jute]

On Apr 10, 5:35 pm, Jay <[email protected]> wrote:
> Dear RBT friends:
>
> Don't you feel sorry for me?

Is the bike badly scratched?

> I am in ril PAIN here!

I went to the doctor today with my broken little finger and he told me
to take it like man; it's not bad enough for surgery, which might just
make it worse; it's with me for the rest of my life. Mentioning a few
scratches like that, and he'll come take your Brooks saddle away.

> Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet
> have prevented this painful injury?

It would have transferred all the pain to the tip of your nose and
your chin, assuming of course that it was a city type of helmet with
good stiff visor and was tigthly fitted so that it didn't just roll
back over your bean like valve turning in a pipe..

> Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to
> start another flame war.

It'll take you mind off the scabs. Go on, let it all hang out.

> party doll - party doll ...
>
> http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg
>
> J

Poor fellow.

A

 

[Jay Beattie]

On Apr 10, 9:35 am, Jay <[email protected]> wrote:
> Dear RBT friends:
>
> Don't you feel sorry for me?
>
> I am in ril PAIN here!
>
> Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet
> have prevented this painful injury?
>
> Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to
> start another flame war.
>
> party doll - party doll ...

I did a face plant a few years ago, and the helmet did protect my
forehead -- but my frameless glasses put a 2-3" half-moon laceration
in my cheek -- clear to the bone. I got lots of teeny tiny stitches
from a plastic surgeon. Always ask for the plastic surgeon when you
cut up your face. If you let the ER doc do the work, you may end up
looking like Freddy Krueger. -- Jay Beattie.

 

[Tom Sherman]

Dan Overman wrote:
> On Apr 10, 9:35 am, Jay <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Dear RBT friends:
>>
>> Don't you feel sorry for me?
>>
>> I am in ril PAIN here!
>>
>> Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet
>> have prevented this painful injury?
>>
>> Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to
>> start another flame war.
>>
>> party doll - party doll ...
>>
>> http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg
>>
>> J
>
> Yeah, yeah ;-)... but what about the bike? How's the *bike*?!
>
At least one person has his priorities straight.

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful

 

[Hobbes@spnb&s.com]

On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:16:38 -0700 (PDT), Andre Jute <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Apr 10, 5:35 pm, Jay <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Dear RBT friends:
>>
>> Don't you feel sorry for me?
>
>Is the bike badly scratched?
>
>> I am in ril PAIN here!
>
>I went to the doctor today with my broken little finger and he told me
>to take it like man; it's not bad enough for surgery, which might just
>make it worse; it's with me for the rest of my life. Mentioning a few
>scratches like that, and he'll come take your Brooks saddle away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh6pZQX22CQ

 

[Hobbes@spnb&s.com]

On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:46:27 -0700 (PDT), Jay Beattie <[email protected]>
wrote:

>On Apr 10, 9:35 am, Jay <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Dear RBT friends:
>>
>> Don't you feel sorry for me?
>>
>> I am in ril PAIN here!
>>
>> Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet
>> have prevented this painful injury?
>>
>> Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to
>> start another flame war.
>>
>> party doll - party doll ...
>
>I did a face plant a few years ago, and the helmet did protect my
>forehead -- but my frameless glasses put a 2-3" half-moon laceration
>in my cheek -- clear to the bone. I got lots of teeny tiny stitches
>from a plastic surgeon. Always ask for the plastic surgeon when you
>cut up your face. If you let the ER doc do the work, you may end up
>looking like Freddy Krueger. -- Jay Beattie.

Look at what you save over university tuition in Germany.

 

[Werehatrack]

On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:35:16 -0700 (PDT), Jay <[email protected]> may
have said:

>http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg


Probably looked lots uglier (the scrape, that is) before you cleaned
up[1]. Wouldn't even count as a trophy among the crowd I hung out
with 30 years ago, but those bikes was Hardly-Ablesons.

Glad it wasn't worse.



[1] No aspersion on the aesthetic values of the undamaged visage are
intended to be inferred; I expressly disclaim any expertise or
proclivity which would render my opinion dispositive as to the values
thereof. If you can figure out what that said, you haven't had enough
beer yet. OTOH, it was still Thursday (locally) when that was
written, so one could be forgiven for excessive sobriety.

--
My email address is antispammed; pull WEEDS if replying via e-mail.
Typoes are not a bug, they're a feature.
Words processed in a facility that contains nuts.

 

[Werehatrack]

On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:46:27 -0700 (PDT), Jay Beattie
<[email protected]> may have said:

>On Apr 10, 9:35 am, Jay <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Dear RBT friends:
>>
>> Don't you feel sorry for me?
>>
>> I am in ril PAIN here!
>>
>> Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet
>> have prevented this painful injury?
>>
>> Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to
>> start another flame war.
>>
>> party doll - party doll ...
>
>I did a face plant a few years ago, and the helmet did protect my
>forehead -- but my frameless glasses put a 2-3" half-moon laceration
>in my cheek -- clear to the bone. I got lots of teeny tiny stitches
>from a plastic surgeon. Always ask for the plastic surgeon when you
>cut up your face. If you let the ER doc do the work, you may end up
>looking like Freddy Krueger. -- Jay Beattie.

In my case, I'm told that might constitute an improvement. Given the
size of the queue that formed to get Robert England's autograph at an
event in Dallas a couple of months back, I'm obviously taking the
wrong approach somewhere now.

--
My email address is antispammed; pull WEEDS if replying via e-mail.
Typoes are not a bug, they're a feature.
Words processed in a facility that contains nuts.

 

[Andre Jute]

On Apr 11, 5:26 am, Hobbes@spnb&s.com wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:16:38 -0700 (PDT), Andre Jute <[email protected]> wrote:
> >On Apr 10, 5:35 pm, Jay <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> Dear RBT friends:
>
> >> Don't you feel sorry for me?
>
> >Is the bike badly scratched?
>
> >> I am in ril PAIN here!
>
> >I went to the doctor today with my broken little finger and he told me
> >to take it like man; it's not bad enough for surgery, which might just
> >make it worse; it's with me for the rest of my life. Mentioning a few
> >scratches like that, and he'll come take your Brooks saddle away.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh6pZQX22CQ

Damn right too. I had to leave sunny Australia and come live in cold,
misty Europe because the entire male population down under was turning
poofter; the women had long since gone that way because the men
huddled in corners talking football. But now I've found a virtual home
among the men who can take the pain right here on RBT.

Chopper is nothing less than a prophet; the Australians should listen
to him before the lefties and the greens make it illegal to eat sheep
that they've had congress with.

Thanks for that elevating YouTube reference.

Harden up!

Andre Jute
http://members.lycos.co.uk/fiultra/BICYCLE HUMOUR.html

 

[Jay]

On Apr 10, 1:24 pm, "[email protected]"
<[email protected]> wrote:
> On Apr 10, 6:35 pm, Jay <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>
> > Dear RBT friends:
>
> > Don't you feel sorry for me?
>
> > I am in ril PAIN here!
>
> > Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet
> > have prevented this painful injury?
>
> > Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to
> > start another flame war.
>
> > party doll - party doll ...
>
> >http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg
>
> > J
>
> It adds to your appeal. A dangerous man of mystery. Don't tell folks
> it was a bike wreck. Say they don't want to know.
>
> Joseph
>
>
I tell people my married girlfriends ganged up and beat me bloody.

J.

 

[Jay]

On Apr 10, 2:55 pm, Hank <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Apr 10, 11:24 am, "[email protected]"
>
>
>
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> > On Apr 10, 6:35 pm, Jay <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > Dear RBT friends:
>
> > > Don't you feel sorry for me?
>
> > > I am in ril PAIN here!
>
> > > Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet
> > > have prevented this painful injury?
>
> > > Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to
> > > start another flame war.
>
> > > party doll - party doll ...
>
> > >http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg
>
> > > J
>
> > It adds to your appeal. A dangerous man of mystery. Don't tell folks
> > it was a bike wreck. Say they don't want to know.
>
> > Joseph- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> A dangerous man of mystery who wears bib overalls.
>
>
*Bloody* bib overalls.

J.

 

[Jay]

On Apr 10, 3:04 pm, [email protected] wrote:
> On Apr 10, 1:55 pm, Hank <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Apr 10, 11:24 am, "[email protected]"
>
> > <[email protected]> wrote:
> > > On Apr 10, 6:35 pm, Jay <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > Dear RBT friends:
>
> > > > Don't you feel sorry for me?
>
> > > > I am in ril PAIN here!
>
> > > > Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet
> > > > have prevented this painful injury?
>
> > > > Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to
> > > > start another flame war.
>
> > > > party doll - party doll ...
>
> > > >http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg
>
> > > > J
>
> > > It adds to your appeal. A dangerous man of mystery. Don't tell folks
> > > it was a bike wreck. Say they don't want to know.
>
> > > Joseph- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > A dangerous man of mystery who wears bib overalls.
>
> I think they're the new Assos denim look. US$450.00. Gonna be hot...
>
> tf
>
>
Dickies: http://www.dickies.com/wc2/product.asp?cat=101&type=E&styd=83294NB

J.

 

[Jay]

On Apr 10, 3:50 pm, Dan Burkhart <Dan.Burkhart.37o...@no-
mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
> Jay Wrote:
>
> > Dear RBT friends:
>
> > Don't you feel sorry for me?
>
> > I am in ril PAIN here!
>
> > Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet
> > have prevented this painful injury?
>
> > Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to
> > start another flame war.
>
> > party doll - party doll ...
>
> >http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg
>
> > J
>
> I hope this had nothing to do with a seat post failure.
> Dan Burkhartwww.boomerbicycle.ca
>
> --
> Dan Burkhart
>
>
No, I have the new Thompson seatpost on the bike. I hit a pothole at
night, riding on an unfamiliar road.

J.

 

[Jay]

On Apr 10, 11:26 pm, Hobbes@spnb&s.com wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:16:38 -0700 (PDT), Andre Jute <[email protected]> wrote:
> >On Apr 10, 5:35 pm, Jay <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> Dear RBT friends:
>
> >> Don't you feel sorry for me?
>
> >Is the bike badly scratched?
>
> >> I am in ril PAIN here!
>
> >I went to the doctor today with my broken little finger and he told me
> >to take it like man; it's not bad enough for surgery, which might just
> >make it worse; it's with me for the rest of my life. Mentioning a few
> >scratches like that, and he'll come take your Brooks saddle away.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh6pZQX22CQ
>
>
F***** LOL!

J.