Hi! I have great expectations of this thread ending up as a flaming troll-out so here it goes. So yesterday I was drinking beer watching the news planning to go out when the door bell rang. There were two guys there which were quite polite and I asked them if they were JW's... And indeed they were. Long story short, I explained to them that I would first join the Haitian Vodou religion and be some kind of Voodoo Queens b^tch before joining the JW but... 1. They gave me a free book. I like free stuff even if I never use them. It's the third time they give me free stuff. Usually just a copy of the watchtower. 2. They are very nice looking. Last time I was approached (around that time again, I think they counter-strike Christmas) was a really nice looking lady with a nice looking little girl... I was walking around with bike lube stained track pants being half-sober and they indeed looked like really nice people. So here it goes: IF they are so cooky, the girls are probably so preoccupied with their own little trip so they probably wont vent their aggression towards me in the form of: -B^tching -Whinning etc IF they are so "nice" about their appearance and stuff, the girls are probably gonna be smoking hot. I gave them my phone number... IF they call: How Do I Get To Know The Girls??? Do they date Haitian Vodou believers? How about normal UFO-less Christians?