So...all JH families get a free lion, leopard or tiger as a pet? And all allergies will be wiped out in the future Earth-after-the-Rapture except for the Pro Tour peleton...which will still have a 70% exemption rate and get TUE's for Salbutamol.
So...all JH families get a free lion, leopard or tiger as a pet? And all allergies will be wiped out in the future Earth-after-the-Rapture except for the Pro Tour peleton...which will still have a 70% exemption rate and get TUE's for Salbutamol.
That is correct, if they get "bitten", then they were probably not "holy" enough... If they were holy, some kind of mass inter-species hypnosis would occur, which would make anything living nice and fuzzy and everything would live harmonically with eachother. That and some fruit and veg baskets would occur on blankets on the ground. Peacocks are sold extra.
I have been kinda holy lately, not trolling as much and such, so I guess I can go get a Leopard and let it loose in my house!
Btw, it seems that they -don't- cycle as much... Not sure why.
Here kitty, kitty... Meow!
Here comes the light!!!
Not a lot of them though luckily. By and large Australia is pretty light on for any kind of religion, it's often said that sport is our religion
Aussies are too laid back for organised religion, most people would say they are christian but the actual percentage that go to church would be very small.
Speaking of percentages, 22.3% of the population marked "no religion" in the most recent census. And over 65,000 people identified as Jedi
I heard that the Church of Fosters had a large following.Originally Posted by LDRcycles
Not a lot of them though luckily. By and large Australia is pretty light on for any kind of religion, it's often said that sport is our religion.
Aussies are too laid back for organised religion, most people would say they are christian but the actual percentage that go to church would be very small.
Speaking of percentages, 22.3% of the population marked "no religion" in the most recent census. And over 65,000 people identified as Jedi.
Still better than Carlsberg...
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Originally Posted by LDRcycles .
Speaking of percentages, 22.3% of the population marked "no religion" in the most recent census. And over 65,000 people identified as Jedi
Interesting... They (and all heresies for that matter) seem to thrive in areas where religion is not that well rooted in the history. Examples would be the US, where they have created hundreds of different flavours of Protestants and Catholics, including some Snake-Juggling ones!
But yeah, if you wake up in Australia, everything is nice and sunny, with killer Jelly fish and Huge sharks swimming around and the oldest church in the whole Continent is 40 years old or something, you would probably take some of these things lightly. Maybe even join JW's too if the beer drinking in the beach was not so good!
But if you live next to this baby:
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"Still better than Carlsberg"
We call it "Carl's Bad".
I still can't figure out Amstel around here. Hillbilly deluxe faux hipster swill? Dos Equis? Mexican **** water. Jing Dow...er...Tsingtao? More **** than their milk and pet foods have in it.
Me? I'm clinging to my guns and religion. And my Campagnolo! And Spudweiser!
"Still better than Carlsberg"
We call it "Carl's Bad".
I still can't figure out Amstel around here. Hillbilly deluxe faux hipster swill? Dos Equis? Mexican **** water. Jing Dow...er...Tsingtao? More **** than their milk and pet foods have in it.
Me? I'm clinging to my guns and religion. And my Campagnolo! And Spudweiser!
No way! Hardly anyone in Australia drinks that filth! That's why we export it all to the UK lol. I actually prefer Budweiser to any of the local beers, though i've switched to Hollandia now as it's cheaper.Originally Posted by jhuskey
I heard that the Church of Fosters had a large following.
Everyone from outside Australia is always getting worked up about the wildlife (and yea sure pretty much everything can kill you) but the weather is a lot more likely to do you in. Any part of the country can get to at least a billion degrees in summer, plus 100% humidity if you're really lucky, and then when the storms come through you lose your house. The storm that went through my state capital a week or two ago is up to 800 and something million dollars damage now.Originally Posted by Volnix
But yeah, if you wake up in Australia, everything is nice and sunny, with killer Jelly fish and Huge sharks swimming around and the oldest church in the whole Continent is 40 years old or something, you would probably take some of these things lightly. Maybe even join JW's too if the beer drinking in the beach was not so good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISNTpQA7TI0
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"...though i've switched to Hollandia now as it's cheaper."
**** yeah! Goebel Beer, Weidemann's and Red White & Blue were all among my mainstays.
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"But at least you don't have any earthquakes right?"
It's Oz...even the birds will kill you!
Protect yo'self, yo!
"...though i've switched to Hollandia now as it's cheaper."
**** yeah! Goebel Beer, Weidemann's and Red White & Blue were all among my mainstays.
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"But at least you don't have any earthquakes right?"
It's Oz...even the birds will kill you!
Protect yo'self, yo!
Nah we get earthquakes too, the worst one was Newcastle in the late 80s, $4 billion damage and 13 people killedOriginally Posted by Volnix
Wow... That's a nasty storm.But at least you don't have any earthquakes right?
And i almost forgot the plants too, there's one called the gympie gympie tree which has stinging hairs on it that release a poison that is apparently "like being burned by hot acid and electrocuted at the same time". And a bad sting can go on for YEARS. And sometimes the hairs detach from the leaves, so you don't even have to touch it, just be within a few metres and then you breathe in the hairs...
I've read a couple of stories about soldiers in WWII getting stung and shooting themselves because the pain was so bad. A few mentions of it killing horses too. I lightly brushed against one of the most benign species on a bike ride a few years ago and even that took nearly an hour to stop stinging.
Yay for Australia!
Originally Posted by LDRcycles
Nah we get earthquakes too, the worst one was Newcastle in the late 80s, $4 billion damage and 13 people killed.
And i almost forgot the plants too, there's one called the gympie gympie tree which has stinging hairs on it that release a poison that is apparently "like being burned by hot acid and electrocuted at the same time". And a bad sting can go on for YEARS. And sometimes the hairs detach from the leaves, so you don't even have to touch it, just be within a few metres and then you breathe in the hairs...
I've read a couple of stories about soldiers in WWII getting stung and shooting themselves because the pain was so bad. A few mentions of it killing horses too. I lightly brushed against one of the most benign species on a bike ride a few years ago and even that took nearly an hour to stop stinging.
Yay for Australia!
Damn... I never been there my self. Actually between the US and Australia, I would prefer to visit Australia. It kinda sounds like a nicer California or something. The parks and the bike rides without the lame-ness.
Earthquakes are nasty stuff... Especially for the construction companies.
So basically if you live in Australia you never leave the city right?
and more importantly... Are there any girls???
I'm a goat farmer actually, so i avoid the city as much as possible.
Oh you bet there are girls
and you're probably more likely to pick up a hot Swedish chick (is there such a thing as a Swedish chick who is not hot?) here than you are in Sweden. And because it's so hot you see a lot of birds getting around wearing next to nothing. Bikini with a sarong around the waist is not unusual at all. And to swing it back on topic, the Australian drinking culture and lack of religious restrictions means VERY free minded women
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Oh you bet there are girls
Originally Posted by LDRcycles
Oh you bet there are girlsand you're probably more likely to pick up a hot Swedish chick (is there such a thing as a Swedish chick who is not hot?) here than you are in Sweden. And because it's so hot you see a lot of birds getting around wearing next to nothing. Bikini with a sarong around the waist is not unusual at all. And to swing it back on topic, the Australian drinking culture and lack of religious restrictions means VERY free minded women.
Hmmm there is such a thing as a Swedish chick who is not hot...
Yeah, that's the thing. I'm not that crazy about free minded women.
Not to mention that the whole "free minded" thing in women actually means just being right down nasty to guys. They kinda dont have the communication skills or the maturity to get into a serious relationship, which is kinda hotter for some then just pretentious one-night-stand licks in a bar couch or something, which end up in facebook for admiration from the rest of the girl-flock.
They are both very rarely seen into church... They usually have strong opinions about it though. Which they dont mind discussing.
Both of them, the Swedish ones and the Free minded, usually end picking up younger guys in bars wearing hippie stuff and living alone with a cat.
Hot huh?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder
A goat farmer? Goat's milk & cheese?
How large is your ranch?
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"But the divorce rates there are quite big and the girls rarely get into serious relationships..."
A friend married a hot Swedish chickie snack...she came to America to become a dental hygienist. Two kids later, she fled back to the Socialist People's Republik of Sweden and filed for divorce under the most favorable terms possible. She held the kids as international hostages and prevented her ex from seeing them. He had to get a lawyer and take his two week vacation in Sweden to see his kids.
How large is your ranch?
Quote by Volnix:
"But the divorce rates there are quite big and the girls rarely get into serious relationships..."
A friend married a hot Swedish chickie snack...she came to America to become a dental hygienist. Two kids later, she fled back to the Socialist People's Republik of Sweden and filed for divorce under the most favorable terms possible. She held the kids as international hostages and prevented her ex from seeing them. He had to get a lawyer and take his two week vacation in Sweden to see his kids.
