Jesse Jackson visits the White House

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[email hidden] (Bethowmuch) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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George Bush heard horrible screams coming from the bedroom and rushed in to see
what was the matter. Laura was screaming at the top of her lungs and Jesse
Jackson had her pinned down on her stomach legs spread wide and was getting
ready to make a rear entry. George yelled, "what the hell is going on here?
Jesse said, "hey bubba you said you'd give anything to see this." George
replied, "no Jesse, no, I said I'd give anything to see a weapon of Mass
destruction."

Good one, Beethoven. Check this out, mah brother,,,

Growing Up: (Thanks to Joseph Henry from Missouri!)
George w. Bush is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the
corner with a box.
Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box kid?"
The little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
George W. laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Republicans," the child says.
"Oh that's cute," George W. says and he runs off.
A couple of days later George is running with his buddy [censored] Cheney
and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.
George W. says to [censored], "You gotta check this out" and they both jog
over to the boy with the box.
George W. says, "Look in the box [censored], isn't that cute? Look at those
little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend [censored] what kind of kittens they
are."
The boy replies, "They're Democrats."
"Whoa!", George W. says, "I came by here the other day and you said
they were Republicans. What's up?"
"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now"

MWL

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