Jesus Is Watching

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Jun 13, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight
    around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player
    to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from
    the dark saying "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of
    his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.

    When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
    clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables.
    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
    wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
    Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for
    the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
    flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

    "Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you."

    The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the hell are you?"

    "Moses," replied the bird.

    "Moses" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would
    name a parrot Moses?"

    "Probably the same kind of people that would name a rotweiller
    Jesus," the bird answered.


  2. JSWin

    JSWin Member

    Jul 13, 2015
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    Lol! that is so funny. Jesus is watching you. I bet this guy won't fall asleep on the bed like the thief that was on the news that got caught. Jesus is a rotweiller. Lol