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  1. http://www.bradenton.com/mld/bradenton/news/local/11298339.htm

    Posted on Sun, Apr. 03, 2005

    Miami jogger let it all hang out

    Nude man arrested after early morning run through complex

    WANDA J. DEMARZO

    Knight Ridder Newspapers

    MIAMI - For the past year, Robert Register has jogged through Coconut
    Creek apartment complexes wearing nothing but a pair of white sneakers
    with a reflective Nike logo.

    On Thursday, shortly after 5 a.m., someone spotted the bare runner and
    called police.

    Officer Michael Dunsavage pulled into Coral Tree Circle and saw Register
    jogging west.

    When Dunsavage tried to stop Register, the nudist jumped into the bushes
    at the intersection of Northwest 42nd Avenue and Coral Tree Circle,
    according to police.

    Dunsavage called for additional officers.

    In his report, Dunsavage wrote that he could see the man hiding behind a
    big tree.

    The officer saw Register putting on a pair of blue running shorts and
    watched as Register jumped out of the brush and jogged east on Coral
    Tree Circle.

    Register's attempt to cover up did not deter police from arresting him
    for indecent exposure.

    The 56-year-old told police he has been taking morning runs in the buff
    between Tuesdays and Fridays for the past year.

    Register told police that he is a nudist and "that's the way I like to
    run."

    Police said they had not received any complaints or calls about the
    naked runner until Thursday.

    "We've never had a jogger running around nude, that I know of, before
    this incident," said Coconut Creek police spokeswoman Judie Banks. "When
    I heard about it I had to wonder if there is some kind of holistic
    advantage to running in the nude. "I would think it might be a little
    uncomfortable."

  2. What's the big deal? It's common knowledge that jogger genitals are
    Just like Barbi's..........non descript.

  3. Quoted message said:

    It's common knowledge that jogger genitals are


    Just like Barbi's..........non descript.>

    Apparently not in this case Anne. It says the officer saw him hiding
    behind a BIG tree, so apparently his appendage was sticking out far
    enough to give himself away.

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