- John Cleese, former member of British comedy troupe Monty Python, will lend his voice to a new in-car navigation system. Chief Executive of TomTom, the electronics company in charge of distributing the technology, is delighted because Cleese's voice "emphasises the fun we are bringing to satellite navigation."
Just imagine....... Stuck in your cage and driving down a motorway Turn right 200m Turn right 100m Turn right 50m, are you deaf? Is thing on? TURN RIGHT NOW You've had this coming for a long time, NOW TURN RIGHT, OH YOU STUPID [censored] YOU'VE MISSED THE TURN AND OF COURSE ITS ALL MY FAULT GET OUT NOW START WALKING, GO ON, GET OUT NO NO I'VE HAD ENOUGH, THATS IT ENGINE OFF YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A BIKE THEN SHOULDNT YOU
- John Cleese, former member of British comedy troupe Monty Python, will lend his voice to a new in-car navigation system. Chief Executive of TomTom, the electronics company in charge of distributing the technology, is delighted because Cleese's voice "emphasises the fun we are bringing to satellite navigation."
Just imagine....... Stuck in your cage and driving down a motorway Turn right 200m Turn right 100m Turn right 50m, are you deaf? Is thing on? TURN RIGHT NOW You've had this coming for a long time, NOW TURN RIGHT, OH YOU STUPID [censored] YOU'VE MISSED THE TURN AND OF COURSE ITS ALL MY FAULT GET OUT NOW START WALKING, GO ON, GET OUT NO NO I'VE HAD ENOUGH, THATS IT ENGINE OFF YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A BIKE THEN SHOULDNT YOU
Steven
Yay. Driving is fun!
Especially when you you're too stupid to use a Melway.
- John Cleese, former member of British comedy troupe Monty Python, will lend his voice to a new in-car navigation system. Chief Executive of TomTom, the electronics company in charge of distributing the technology, is delighted because Cleese's voice "emphasises the fun we are bringing to satellite navigation."
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Taken from WORLD CARFREE NEWS #22 - July 2005 - John Cleese, former member of British comedy troupe Monty Python, will lend his voice to a new in-car navigation system. Chief Executive of TomTom, the electronics company in charge of distributing the technology, is delighted because Cleese's voice "emphasises the fun we are bringing to satellite navigation.
I badly need SatNav on my bike!
"Isn't that the church you passed an hour ago?" "Nah, it couldn't be, that was in another town" "No, it was in another country and it is THAT CHURCH!"
Now I know why I will never lead a bunch ride.. perhaps if I used those 'map' thingies I hear people talking about.. ?
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Taken from WORLD CARFREE NEWS #22 - July 2005
- John Cleese, former member of British comedy troupe Monty Python, will lend his voice to a new in-car navigation system. Chief Executive of TomTom, the electronics company in charge of distributing the technology, is delighted because Cleese's voice "emphasises the fun we are bringing to satellite navigation."
Just imagine....... Stuck in your cage and driving down a motorway Turn right 200m Turn right 100m Turn right 50m, are you deaf? Is thing on? TURN RIGHT NOW You've had this coming for a long time, NOW TURN RIGHT, OH YOU STUPID [censored] YOU'VE MISSED THE TURN AND OF COURSE ITS ALL MY FAULT GET OUT NOW START WALKING, GO ON, GET OUT NO NO I'VE HAD ENOUGH, THATS IT ENGINE OFF YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A BIKE THEN SHOULDNT YOU
Steven
Damn shame the Pocket-PC version is not available in Aus. Not sure if you can load Cleese on the TomTom GO units either. Some of the 'detour' and 'avoid' navigation software would be good if you could say, "avoid all fumeridden busy main road deathtraps", give me all the big hills in the middle of my journey, and a nice coast home.... Show me all good coffee stores on route.
