Johnny's New Driver's License



Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The
family goes out to the driveway and climbs in the car, where he
is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad
immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the new

"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all
those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me
how to drive," says the beaming boy to the his dad.

"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back
of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all
these years."