Joke Du Jour, How to choose a wife...

Discussion in 'Food and nutrition' started by OmManiPadmeOmelet, Apr 8, 2006.

  1. Choosing a wife:
    A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
    three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
    watches to see what they do with the money.

    The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon
    gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and
    dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that s! he has done
    this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

    The man was impressed.

    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
    of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
    clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
    spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

    Again, the man is impressed.

    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
    times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the
    remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
    for their future because she loves him so much.

    Obviously, the man was impressed.

    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
    money he'd given her.

    Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

    Men are like that, you know.

    There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
    than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should
    be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
    absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.