Joke of the day

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by liyaalena, Jul 27, 2013.

  1. bobnill344

    bobnill344 New Member

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    At the world Championship in Billiards won the Kazakh rider, scoring once in 4 balls, other members soon also plan to change a cue on the fork!
     


  2. mitan143

    mitan143 New Member

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    Q: What do you get if you cross a bicycle and a flower?
    A: Bicycle petals
     
  3. treecko142

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    I hate when people ask me how I see myself in 2 years.
    I don't have 2020 vision.
     
  4. mitan143

    mitan143 New Member

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    Since it is already summer here in my country, here's a simple joke. I'm not sure if it is funny or not but just bare with it. Haha.

    What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? -A Hot Dog!
    (ctto)
     
  5. microtek

    microtek New Member

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    Nice joke ..
     
  6. svejorange

    svejorange New Member

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    That’s a dope post. Good job
     
  7. svejorange

    svejorange New Member

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    psihoterapevt
     
  8. JonDoesntQuit

    JonDoesntQuit New Member

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    ba dum tss lol these were good
     
  9. Maya_Abbot

    Maya_Abbot New Member

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    Great topic!
     
  10. AJensen89

    AJensen89 New Member

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    A woman gets on the bus with her baby. The driver says, "Wow, this is the ugliest kid I've ever seen!"
    The woman walks to the back of the bus and sits down in a rage. She says to the man next to her,
    "The driver just insulted me!" The man says:
    “Go there and scold him. Come on, I'll hold your monkey. "
     
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