Joke of the day



At the world Championship in Billiards won the Kazakh rider, scoring once in 4 balls, other members soon also plan to change a cue on the fork!
 
I hate when people ask me how I see myself in 2 years.
I don't have 2020 vision.
 
Since it is already summer here in my country, here's a simple joke. I'm not sure if it is funny or not but just bare with it. Haha.

What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? -A Hot Dog!
(ctto)
 
A woman gets on the bus with her baby. The driver says, "Wow, this is the ugliest kid I've ever seen!"
The woman walks to the back of the bus and sits down in a rage. She says to the man next to her,
"The driver just insulted me!" The man says:
“Go there and scold him. Come on, I'll hold your monkey. "