Joke

[pete white]

A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon
a butcher shop. This shop specialized in human brains differentiated
according to source. The sign in the shop read:

Managers Brains £9/Kg
Moslems Brains £12/Kg
Prostitutes Brains £15/Kg
Motorist Brains £19/Kg

Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those motorist brains must be
popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any
idea how many motorist you have to kill to get a Kilogram of brains?!"

 

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On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 16:18:47 +0100, pete white
<[email protected]> wrote:

>A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon
>a butcher shop. This shop specialized in human brains differentiated
>according to source. The sign in the shop read:
>
>Managers Brains £9/Kg
>Moslems Brains £12/Kg
>Prostitutes Brains £15/Kg
>Motorist Brains £19/Kg
>
>Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those motorist brains must be
>popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any
>idea how many motorist you have to kill to get a Kilogram of brains?!"

I'll bite just long enough to say: per-lonk!

 

[PeteC]

pete white wrote:
> Do
> you have any idea how many motorist you have to kill to get a
> Kilogram of brains?!"

Well, just the one, seeing as a 'motorist' is a singular person. Now if it
said 'motorists'.... it would still be just another (Insert here the
person/group/religion/race you don't like) type of joke. It's just as funny
(or not) if the word 'Cyclists' were substituted for the word 'motorist'.

Pete.

 

[Peewiglet]

On Sun, 7 Aug 2005 19:52:19 +0100, "PeteC"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>> Do
>> you have any idea how many motorist you have to kill to get a
>> Kilogram of brains?!"
>
>Well, just the one, seeing as a 'motorist' is a singular person. Now if it
>said 'motorists'.... it would still be just another (Insert here the
>person/group/religion/race you don't like) type of joke. It's just as funny
>(or not) if the word 'Cyclists' were substituted for the word 'motorist'.

Sometimes it's fun to cuddle up with pals and poke a bit of innocent
fun at the other group, though

For instance, did you hear about the bloke who accidentally left his
banjo in the car when he nipped into the bank? He returned 5 minutes
later to find the back window smashed, and 4 banjos on the back
seat...


<snigger>


Best wishes,
--
,,
(**)PeeWiglet~~
/ \ / \ pee AT [guessthisbit].co.uk

 

[Arthur Clune]

pete white <[email protected]> wrote:
> A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon
> a butcher shop. This shop specialized in human brains differentiated
> according to source. The sign in the shop read:
>
> Managers Brains ?9/Kg
> Moslems Brains ?12/Kg
> Prostitutes Brains ?15/Kg
> Motorist Brains ?19/Kg
>
> Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those motorist brains must be
> popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any
> idea how many motorist you have to kill to get a Kilogram of brains?!"

The trouble with this story is the implication that managers have brains

--
Arthur Clune PGP/GPG Key: http://www.clune.org/pubkey.txt
The struggle of people against power is the struggle
of memory against forgetting - Milan Kundera

 

[David Martin]

Arthur Clune wrote:
> pete white <[email protected]> wrote:
> > A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon
> > a butcher shop. This shop specialized in human brains differentiated
> > according to source. The sign in the shop read:
> >
> > Managers Brains ?9/Kg
> > Moslems Brains ?12/Kg
> > Prostitutes Brains ?15/Kg
> > Motorist Brains ?19/Kg
> >
> > Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those motorist brains must be
> > popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any
> > idea how many motorist you have to kill to get a Kilogram of brains?!"
>
> The trouble with this story is the implication that managers have brains

That's OK, they taste of cauliflour..

...d

 

[David Martin]

David Martin wrote:
> Arthur Clune wrote:
> > pete white <[email protected]> wrote:
> > > A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon
> > > a butcher shop. This shop specialized in human brains differentiated
> > > according to source. The sign in the shop read:
> > >
> > > Managers Brains ?9/Kg
> > > Moslems Brains ?12/Kg
> > > Prostitutes Brains ?15/Kg
> > > Motorist Brains ?19/Kg
> > >
> > > Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those motorist brains must be
> > > popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any
> > > idea how many motorist you have to kill to get a Kilogram of brains?!"
> >
> > The trouble with this story is the implication that managers have brains
>
> That's OK, they taste of cauliflour..
>
> ..d

forgot the link..
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20050729.html

 

[pete white]

PeteC wrote:
> pete white wrote:
>
>>Do
>>you have any idea how many motorist you have to kill to get a
>>Kilogram of brains?!"
>
>
> Well, just the one, seeing as a 'motorist' is a singular person. Now if it
> said 'motorists'.... it would still be just another (Insert here the
> person/group/religion/race you don't like) type of joke. It's just as funny
> (or not) if the word 'Cyclists' were substituted for the word 'motorist'.
>
> Pete.
>
>

Where has everyone's sense of humour gone?!