knee pain



"David" <[email protected]> wrote:
>"JMW" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> "David" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>"JMW" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>> spodosaurus <spodosaurus@_yahoo_.com> wrote:
>>>>>David wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I agree with you Ari/ I guess there are things worse than 'stodgy and
>>>>>> boring'. You are aware of course that Curt has 'troll' status now. (he
>>>>>> used
>>>>>> to be just an 'enabler' but by dint of hard work and focusing on the
>>>>>> ultimate prize, he has finally 'made it'. He needs our support and
>>>>>> encouragement.
>>>>>
>>>>>He needs something...perhaps a very long pier for support...and our
>>>>>encouragement take a rather short walk :)
>>>>
>>>> Curt needs a high colonic. However, that might result in a
>>>> substantial loss of his brain tissue.
>>>
>>>Do you recommend that we killfile Curt as he is on the troll list?

>>
>> As always, it's a matter of personal preference.
>>
>> To me, Curt is like a loud, obnxious child ... which is fine, as long
>> as he's in someone else's home.

>
>I'm getting lonely as the only troll enabler - can you demote him?


Absolutely not. And if you don't start interacting with more trolls,
I'll have no choice but remove you completely. Consider yourself on
probation.
 
"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> JMW <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> spodosaurus <spodosaurus@_yahoo_.com> wrote:
>> >David wrote:
>> >>
>> >> I agree with you Ari/ I guess there are things worse than 'stodgy and
>> >> boring'. You are aware of course that Curt has 'troll' status now. (he
>> >> used
>> >> to be just an 'enabler' but by dint of hard work and focusing on the
>> >> ultimate prize, he has finally 'made it'. He needs our support and
>> >> encouragement.
>> >
>> >He needs something...perhaps a very long pier for support...and our
>> >encouragement take a rather short walk :)

>>
>> Curt needs a high colonic. However, that might result in a
>> substantial loss of his brain tissue.

>
> I dunno...
>
> A simple cranio-rectal inversion might work?


How well did it work for you, Om? Do you recommend it?
 
On Sun, 01 Jan 2006 16:19:38 -0500, JMW <[email protected]> wrote:

>spodosaurus <spodosaurus@_yahoo_.com> wrote:
>>David wrote:
>>>
>>> I agree with you Ari/ I guess there are things worse than 'stodgy and
>>> boring'. You are aware of course that Curt has 'troll' status now. (he used
>>> to be just an 'enabler' but by dint of hard work and focusing on the
>>> ultimate prize, he has finally 'made it'. He needs our support and
>>> encouragement.

>>
>>He needs something...perhaps a very long pier for support...and our
>>encouragement take a rather short walk :)

>
>Curt needs a high colonic. However, that might result in a
>substantial loss of his brain tissue.


What's this we see, the "trolling" 'Troll-hunter' "trolling" the
"trolls"? Is nothing sacred? ;o)
 
On Sun, 01 Jan 2006 17:22:50 -0500, JMW <[email protected]> wrote:

>"David" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>"JMW" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> spodosaurus <spodosaurus@_yahoo_.com> wrote:
>>>>David wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> I agree with you Ari/ I guess there are things worse than 'stodgy and
>>>>> boring'. You are aware of course that Curt has 'troll' status now. (he
>>>>> used
>>>>> to be just an 'enabler' but by dint of hard work and focusing on the
>>>>> ultimate prize, he has finally 'made it'. He needs our support and
>>>>> encouragement.
>>>>
>>>>He needs something...perhaps a very long pier for support...and our
>>>>encouragement take a rather short walk :)
>>>
>>> Curt needs a high colonic. However, that might result in a
>>> substantial loss of his brain tissue.

>>
>>Do you recommend that we killfile Curt as he is on the troll list?

>
>As always, it's a matter of personal preference.
>
>To me, Curt is like a loud, obnxious child ... which is fine, as long
>as he's in someone else's home.


Er... he is in fact in his own home as far as we know, even if he does
only rent it, so what point are you attempting to make John?

You can't mean that you regard this as *your* home into which he is
intruding, as it is very much a public place. I know you have always
been very proprietorial about MFW but this is going too far old chap.
 
On Mon, 2 Jan 2006 08:49:29 +1000, "David" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>
>"JMW" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> "David" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>"JMW" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>> spodosaurus <spodosaurus@_yahoo_.com> wrote:
>>>>>David wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I agree with you Ari/ I guess there are things worse than 'stodgy and
>>>>>> boring'. You are aware of course that Curt has 'troll' status now. (he
>>>>>> used
>>>>>> to be just an 'enabler' but by dint of hard work and focusing on the
>>>>>> ultimate prize, he has finally 'made it'. He needs our support and
>>>>>> encouragement.
>>>>>
>>>>>He needs something...perhaps a very long pier for support...and our
>>>>>encouragement take a rather short walk :)
>>>>
>>>> Curt needs a high colonic. However, that might result in a
>>>> substantial loss of his brain tissue.
>>>
>>>Do you recommend that we killfile Curt as he is on the troll list?

>>
>> As always, it's a matter of personal preference.
>>
>> To me, Curt is like a loud, obnxious child ... which is fine, as long
>> as he's in someone else's home.

>
>I'm getting lonely as the only troll enabler - can you demote him?
>


Please don't feed the "trolls" David! ;o)
 
David <[email protected]> wrote:

>Do you recommend that we killfile Curt as he is
>on the troll list?


Is he on it, too? Because he belongs there more than I do. Maybe.

And could he killfile himself? Would that put him in some kind of loop
he couldn't escape? Somethingsomething sci-fi adventures of Johnny the
Monkey Wombat! Okay, it's a JMW stretch, but what the heck, I'd like
to think it beats any and all colonic humor.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
 
J M Well-Aren't-You-Enjoying-Yourself? <[email protected]> wrote:

>To me, Curt is like a loud, obnxious child ... which
>is fine, as long as he's in someone else's home.


Practicing your routine, I see.

Where are my drumsticks? Ah, there they are:

(ba dump bump)

ZIIIING!

The trollish stylings of Henny Williams!

Thank you, thank you, everyone. Remember to tip your wait staff and
bartender.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
 
David <[email protected]> wrote:

>I'm getting lonely as the only troll enabler - can
>you demote him?


Omigod. How jealous can one man be? Listen, David, he's already gone
to all the trouble of selecting a nice pic and adding the text. Can't
you just be happy for me? GOD!

What was that URL again?

T-t-t-t-t-t-rrrrrrrrock'nRRRRROOOLLLLL!!!

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
 
OmManiPadmeOmelet <[email protected]> wrote:

>A simple cranio-rectal inversion might work?


Inversion? Extraction perhaps, but inversion... lemme Google that.

in·verse ( in-vûrs ' , in ' vûrs ' ) adj. Reversed in order, nature,
or effect.

Hmm.

If my head was actually in my ass then maybe, but since it's not,
well, I'll beg off that scenario. Thanks for the thought, though, Om.
;o)

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
 
JRH <[email protected]> wrote:

re JMW

> http://www.fitnwell.net/mfw_troll_filter_faq.htm


Hey, I see you changed the pic from my school shot to the image ol'
Williams selected. Either image is fine, of course.

> http://www.fitnwell.net/john williams_cassie.jpg


He could be my stunt double. That close-up makes his nose look rather
normal-sized, actually.

How was your New Year's Day, Charles? I held to Lancaster Country
tradition and enjoyed pork and sauerkraut today. Mmm!

Happy New Year, my friend. I trust your weekend is going well. My best
to you and yours always.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
 
"JRH" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Mon, 2 Jan 2006 08:49:29 +1000, "David" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"JMW" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>> "David" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>"JMW" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>> spodosaurus <spodosaurus@_yahoo_.com> wrote:
>>>>>>David wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I agree with you Ari/ I guess there are things worse than 'stodgy
>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>> boring'. You are aware of course that Curt has 'troll' status now.
>>>>>>> (he
>>>>>>> used
>>>>>>> to be just an 'enabler' but by dint of hard work and focusing on the
>>>>>>> ultimate prize, he has finally 'made it'. He needs our support and
>>>>>>> encouragement.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>He needs something...perhaps a very long pier for support...and our
>>>>>>encouragement take a rather short walk :)
>>>>>
>>>>> Curt needs a high colonic. However, that might result in a
>>>>> substantial loss of his brain tissue.
>>>>
>>>>Do you recommend that we killfile Curt as he is on the troll list?
>>>
>>> As always, it's a matter of personal preference.
>>>
>>> To me, Curt is like a loud, obnxious child ... which is fine, as long
>>> as he's in someone else's home.

>>
>>I'm getting lonely as the only troll enabler - can you demote him?
>>

>
> Please don't feed the "trolls" David! ;o)


I am on thin ice at the moment as JMW has now threatened to take me off the
troll enabler list - so there goes the status I have been working hard to
achieve. Maybe he is just in a bad mood?
 
"Curt James" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> David <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Do you recommend that we killfile Curt as he is
>>on the troll list?

>
> Is he on it, too? Because he belongs there more than I do. Maybe.
>
> And could he killfile himself? Would that put him in some kind of loop
> he couldn't escape? Somethingsomething sci-fi adventures of Johnny the
> Monkey Wombat! Okay, it's a JMW stretch, but what the heck, I'd like
> to think it beats any and all colonic humor.
>


I think we just ignore him, and don't feed the trolls, then he and OM and
Brinks will be consigned to exchanging short quips between themselves. (OMG,
Curt - I just had the scary realization that is exactly what we are doing!)
 
David <[email protected]> wrote:

>I am on thin ice at the moment as JMW has
>now threatened to take me off the troll enabler
>list - so there goes the status I have been working
>hard to achieve. Maybe he is just in a bad mood?


You just don't listen to good advice, David!

I TOLD YOU!

Got hit 'im with the beak, beak, beak. Just keep hammering away at his
nose. I believe that's what did it for me. What a friggin' schnozz.

(Or, yeah, there's the nepotism angle, but I don't think you look
/anything/ like him, do you?)

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
 
David <[email protected]> wrote:
>"Curt James" <[email protected]> wrote
>> David <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>Do you recommend that we killfile Curt as he is
>>>on the troll list?

>>
>> Is he on it, too? Because he belongs there more than I do. Maybe.
>>
>> And could he killfile himself? Would that put him in some kind of loop
>> he couldn't escape? Somethingsomething sci-fi adventures of Johnny the
>> Monkey Wombat! Okay, it's a JMW stretch, but what the heck, I'd like
>> to think it beats any and all colonic humor.

>
>I think we just ignore him, and don't feed the trolls, then he and OM and
>Brinks will be consigned to exchanging short quips between themselves. (OMG,
>Curt - I just had the scary realization that is exactly what we are doing!)


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Wait. That's an exceptionally long quip.

I can do better:

"No!"

Hold on, that's not a quip at all. Damn.

What the hell is a quip anyway?

(Googles)

Ohhhhh!

A clever, witty, often sarcastic remark! A gibe even!

Say, I'll trade you a clever and witty remark for one of your
sarcastic gibes, David. What do you say? Come on, man! I see that you
have THREE sarcastic gibes. Make the exchange!

Yes, this exchanging quips is enjoyable stuff.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
 
"David" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>"JRH" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> Please don't feed the "trolls" David! ;o)

>
>I am on thin ice at the moment as JMW has now threatened to take me off the
>troll enabler list - so there goes the status I have been working hard to
>achieve. Maybe he is just in a bad mood?


You're doing better. You can stay.
 
Another short quip being echanged here

"Curt James" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> David <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>I am on thin ice at the moment as JMW has
>>now threatened to take me off the troll enabler
>>list - so there goes the status I have been working
>>hard to achieve. Maybe he is just in a bad mood?

>
> You just don't listen to good advice, David!
>
> I TOLD YOU!
>
> Got hit 'im with the beak, beak, beak. Just keep hammering away at his
> nose. I believe that's what did it for me. What a friggin' schnozz.
>
> (Or, yeah, there's the nepotism angle, but I don't think you look
> /anything/ like him, do you?)


No. I've been told that I resembled that mexican looking guy in the Good the
Bad and The Ugly,. Yes, I resemble 'The Ugly' (unfortunately) - But I'm
*very* fast. I believe I could put JMW in the ground before he even clears
leather
 
One sarcastic jibe to exchange for one short quip

"Curt James" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> David <[email protected]> wrote:
>>"Curt James" <[email protected]> wrote
>>> David <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Do you recommend that we killfile Curt as he is
>>>>on the troll list?
>>>
>>> Is he on it, too? Because he belongs there more than I do. Maybe.
>>>
>>> And could he killfile himself? Would that put him in some kind of loop
>>> he couldn't escape? Somethingsomething sci-fi adventures of Johnny the
>>> Monkey Wombat! Okay, it's a JMW stretch, but what the heck, I'd like
>>> to think it beats any and all colonic humor.

>>
>>I think we just ignore him, and don't feed the trolls, then he and OM and
>>Brinks will be consigned to exchanging short quips between themselves.
>>(OMG,
>>Curt - I just had the scary realization that is exactly what we are
>>doing!)

>
> Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
>
> Wait. That's an exceptionally long quip.
>
> I can do better:
>
> "No!"
>
> Hold on, that's not a quip at all. Damn.
>
> What the hell is a quip anyway?
>
> (Googles)
>
> Ohhhhh!
>
> A clever, witty, often sarcastic remark! A gibe even!
>
> Say, I'll trade you a clever and witty remark for one of your
> sarcastic gibes, David. What do you say? Come on, man! I see that you
> have THREE sarcastic gibes. Make the exchange!
>
> Yes, this exchanging quips is enjoyable stuff


Sarcasm is my specialty. And I haven't heard any really clever witty remarks
for a long time. Then I read your post here. Now I still haven't
(how's that? - now it's your turn - you have to now exchange a clever and
witty remark)
 
"JMW" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "David" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>"JRH" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>> Please don't feed the "trolls" David! ;o)

>>
>>I am on thin ice at the moment as JMW has now threatened to take me off
>>the
>>troll enabler list - so there goes the status I have been working hard to
>>achieve. Maybe he is just in a bad mood?

>
> You're doing better. You can stay.


You won't regret this