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  1. PARIS, France -- Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France
    victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what
    could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time.
    Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were
    found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005
    Tour de France.

    The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have
    been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.

    Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying "We
    use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout
    Europe."

    Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically
    searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had
    never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.

  2. rs wrote:

    Dude, that's just so /July/.

    (Especially the second time you posted it today.)

  3. Bill Sornson said:

    rs wrote:

    Dude, that's just so /July/.

    (Especially the second time you posted it today.)

    I thought the dog days of August were when the newsies traditionally
    used to write that sort of thing, for lack of anything else to report.
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    Typoes are a feature, not a bug.
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    Words processed in a facility that contains nuts.

  4. On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:40:36 -0500, [email hidden] (rs)
    wrote:

    1. Please don't post this in rec.bicycles.tech
    2. This is old and not funny.

    JT

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  5. HA HA HA! I get it! The French are smelly! Wow, thats sooo fresh and
    hilarious. It would have really have been great had they mentioned something
    about surrendering!

    Maybe next time you could write something about the Germans not being too
    fond of the Jews! Oh I know, maybe, just maybe more yuks could be inspired
    about making fun of eastern Europeans and the butch women that represent
    them at the Olympics!

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