Lance Armstrong: Doper of dopes!



Not tedious. Pithy enough?

meandmybike said:
You've obviously got some Christmas crackers left over. Or did that pithy gem come from a fortune cookie? Toilet wall?

Read enough of Flyer's posts (you'll find them in every thread in the GT forum) and tell me they're not tedious.

Once upon a time we talked about bike racing - as in who crossed the line first - around here.

Pretty much everyone here accepts that cycling has never been a clean a sport and never will be (even the LA fan club are happy to accept that everyone else was/is at it except Lance). We don't need the fanatical outpourings. We get it. Most of us got it long before Flyer began his crusade.

Welcome to the forum. Your stay here enjoy.
 
meandmybike said:
Perhaps you could all the verbs place at the end of the relevant clause in future.
That's so wrong.
"Perhaps you could in future all the verbs at the end of the relevant clause place."
That's better.
 
stevebaby said:
That's so wrong.
"Perhaps you could in future all the verbs at the end of the relevant clause place."
That's better.

No, I've just spoken to Yoda and correct I was. Seems the rules change when you get past 800 years old.

Yoda also never failed a dope test, was never sponsored by Nike or a pharma-trauma-haemo consortium trying to take over the world, and has never been on the receiving end of Flyer's ire.

As for being on the receiving end of anything from Oscar Wilde, I couldn't possibly comment.
 
meandmybike said:
As for being on the receiving end of anything from Oscar Wilde

Now that would keep you off the bike for a few days I'd bet.
 
Flyer's.Finale! said:
All Grand Tours are Pharmaceutical jokes. (Banesto started it, Pharmstrong merely copied Indurain methods---and stole Ferrari away from Conconi)

Big tempo and radios until 30 minutes to go---then unleash the blood transfused, Viagra and amphetamine fed freaks for the hilltop finale.

BORING!!!!! I say get rid of the blood doping & radios and let the steroid freaks yo-yo up those climbs. Much better action for fans.

"Viagra and amphetamine fed freaks..." and here I was thinking that was a frame pump :eek:
 
Whether you posses the ability to command the English language, and articulate any subject ....clearly, still remains to be seen….no matter if you are a bone head or not.
That is the fact.
 
Tim Lamkin said:
Whether you posses the ability to command the English language, and articulate any subject ....clearly, still remains to be seen….no matter if you are a bone head or not.
That is the fact.
More facts:

Nike drug cheats.

Lance Armstrong
Marion Jones
Barry Bonds
Jason Giambi
Tim Montgomery
Justin Gatlin
Regina Jacobs
Kelli White
LaTasha Jenkins
Michelle Collins
Tori Edwards
CJ Hunter

It's a fools paradise. A Nike funded one.
 
Tim Lamkin said:
Whether you posses the ability to command the English language, and articulate any subject ....clearly, still remains to be seen….no matter if you are a bone head or not.
That is the fact.
Little Timmy questioning another's command of the English language? Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?