Lance: Sleeping Tiger, Missing Nut

Discussion in 'Road Cycling' started by Roadswag, Jul 21, 2003.

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    After 4 years of taunting and fabricating consipiriciesies, the French government commissioned
    studies of Lance's behavioral traits. These studies indicated his preponderance toward an
    aggressive outlet, namely thrashing his fellow tour rivals on whatever climb hurt the most or
    demoralizing them on races against the clock. As a last resort, this year, the French public
    resorted to a conscious effort of being nice to the 4 time Tour champion, in an effort to lull the
    potentially violent beast to sleep.

    Irony: How different this Tour would have been today if Lance had crushed his [now] missing nut on
    the top tube after pulling his foot out of the pedal.
     
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