Lance Takes DeTour



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Steve Smull

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(API) Lance Armstrong has decided to tackle mountain bike racing after
the Tour de France.

According to Lance, "Most roadies live in mortal fear of getting their
fancypants bikes dirty. When I reach the end of the road this Summer I
will still be riding off into the sunset. Not only that, but I will use
modern aerodynamics to do it. Thus once and for all dispelling the myth
that road riders are a bunch of prissy weight weenies with no sense of
adventure"

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2...ndex.php?id=stage3/cycling-dauphinelibere--70



Here we see Lance using his Trek time trial bike in the World Cup
mountain bike race held last weekend in France. "What do I care, I have
20 more of them ready for abuse. And it just so happens I like scabs.
That's why I win bike races, I'm not afraid of living. By the way don't
forget to vote for me in November; I need to be Governor of Texas
before I can run for President
 

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