"One day somebody asked me what kind of pleasure did I derive from riding a bike. Pleasure? I didn't understand the question. I don't do it for the pleasure, I do it for the pain"
Is that it? Not sure where i found that one but it might be what you are looking for. I had it saved on my computer as "lancequote.txt" so i have read it somewhere from a reputable source and saved it for later reference.......sometimes i surprise even myself.