Landis is a cheeky f%^&er

[nns1400]

You drink light beer....damn you lost me on that one! I can forgive almost anything else but light beer!

Well I prefer my old friend Bud Weiser, but in my middle age it just makes me go to sleep. Sorry! It's still BUD light and not Amstel Light . American for me!

 

[helmutRoole2]

Okay, now I'm really getting mad ! I am NOT a Monsieur either! Help! I'm a Bud Light drinkin', steak eatin', leg shavin' (and armpits as well, sir),flag wavin', Bush votin', Bible believin', SUV drivin', red blooded American GIRL! With no French ancestry either, bub. I realize an endocrinologist may be needed to confirm this. However, I am NOT claiming to be a chimera.

Hey, eh... you ever date married men? I mean, has a regular married joe like myself got a shot here?

Just let me know.

 

[jhuskey]

Well I prefer my old friend Bud Weiser, but in my middle age it just makes me go to sleep. Sorry! It's still BUD light and not Amstel Light . American for me!

Do you know why light beer is like sex on the beach?

 

[nns1400]

Hey, eh... you ever date married men? I mean, has a regular married joe like myself got a shot here?

Just let me know.

I just said I'm not French! Ha ha. The only married man I date is my husband. We prefer to stay faithful, sorry!

 

[nns1400]

Do you know why light beer is like sex on the beach?

Okay, why is light beer like sex on the beach?

 

[rejobako]

Okay, now I'm really getting mad ! I am NOT a Monsieur either! Help! I'm a Bud Light drinkin', steak eatin', leg shavin' (and armpits as well, sir),flag wavin', Bush votin', Bible believin', SUV drivin', red blooded American GIRL! With no French ancestry either, bub. I realize an endocrinologist may be needed to confirm this. However, I am NOT claiming to be a chimera.

You poor guy. Cross-dressing and denial is no way to go through life, son.

(Seriously, my apologies. All the same, it might not be a bad idea to check those chromosomes and family tree. Take me, for example. I'm a red-blooded American guy on the outside, but in the past I've been guilty of trying to get into a Frenchwoman's body.)

 

[dexjava]

Dude, do you seriously think I'm French?

If you were really an american internet goer, in the year 2006 you would spell it "Dood", not "Dude". Dude is so yesterday. Clearly, this proves CONCLUSIVELY that you are not an american.

 

[Durangodave]

You go!

Normally on a Friday night I'll settle in with a sixer of Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull and some trusty pornos. But to do my part to make peace with the Europeans, tonight I'm running Old English 800 because it's from England.

You go!

Careful, though. That stuff can mess with your T/E ratio. But the pornos might help mitigate that.

Plus, it's "Olde" English. Cause England is olde.
.

 

[Markz]

Okay, now I'm really getting mad ! I am NOT a Monsieur either! Help! I'm a Bud Light drinkin', steak eatin', leg shavin' (and armpits as well, sir),flag wavin', Bush votin', Bible believin', SUV drivin', red blooded American GIRL! With no French ancestry either, bub. I realize an endocrinologist may be needed to confirm this. However, I am NOT claiming to be a chimera.

I can't believe this guy voted for Bush.

 

[nns1400]

If you were really an american internet goer, in the year 2006 you would spell it "Dood", not "Dude". Dude is so yesterday. Clearly, this proves CONCLUSIVELY that you are not an american.

No, it proves I'm almost 40 and my kid could have written your post. I also seem to notice that my command of the English language seems to be somewhat superior to my challengers, especially the "intellectual" one.

 

[dexjava]

I can't believe this guy voted for Bush.

I didn't realize French were allowed to vote in American presidential elections.

 

[nns1400]

I didn't realize French were allowed to vote in American presidential elections.

Only in Florida....

 

[blkhotrod]

"I'd like to be presumed innocent until proven guilty, SINCE THATS THE WAY WE DO THINGS IN AMERICA."

Now do not get me wrong I am not being anti American but how dare he implicitly condemn european and specifically french notions of justice - which is what he was trying to do? The smokescreens are coming down already. He learned well domestiqueing for lance didn't he.

A suggestion for american riders who do not trust europeans: get the plane home !!! we won't miss you.

A suggestion for americans who do appreciate european racing and moeurs nad justice and DO NOT CHEAT. please stay. you add to our sport.

F#$k off Landis you patronising c#$t.

Why didn't we just leave the French to the Nazis. Another big USA mistake. It's Bush's fault I'll bet.

 

[nns1400]

You poor guy. Cross-dressing and denial is no way to go through life, son.

(Seriously, my apologies. All the same, it might not be a bad idea to check those chromosomes and family tree. Take me, for example. I'm a red-blooded American guy on the outside, but in the past I've been guilty of trying to get into a Frenchwoman's body.)

Ha ha. Seriously, I do know my family tree (Scottish) and I had genetic studies done on all potential husbands so that no sneaky French lab got a guy to secretly produce a son with me that I thought was American, but was really French, so that when he won the Tdf one day, it would really be a French champion.

 

[dexjava]

No, it proves I'm almost 40 and my kid could have written your post. I also seem to notice that my command of the English language seems to be somewhat superior to my challengers, especially the "intellectual" one.

I seriously doubt that your "kid" boasts the same mastery of sarcasm that I possess. If he does, please ask him to teach you the basics that you seem to be missing.

 

[nns1400]

I seriously doubt that your "kid" boasts the same mastery of sarcasm that I possess. If he does, please ask him to teach you the basics that you seem to be missing.

You'd be surprised....

BTW I was referring to the "That is so yesterday" remark...

 

[jhuskey]

Okay, why is light beer like sex on the beach?

They are both fu**ing close to water.

 

[dexjava]

You'd be surprised....

BTW I was referring to the "That is so yesterday" remark...

Well you don't seem to have a point here, therefore since I can't rebut anything, I admit defeat. Wait isn't that your role!?

 

[Durangodave]

What's the point of even riding if you're going to drink lite beer?
.

 

[nns1400]

They are both fu**ing close to water.

Booooo.