Leave Letters

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chronicent, Oct 29, 2009.

  1. chronicent

    chronicent New Member

    Oct 29, 2009
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    See, how people write leave Applications.

    It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

    Just Read It.

    The Leave Applications; )
    · Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
    "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

    · This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
    "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

    · Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
    "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

    · From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

    · Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

    · An incident of a leave letter:
    "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

    · A leave letter to the headmaster:
    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

    · Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

    · Covering note:
    "I am enclosed herewith..."

  2. fedrorpet

    fedrorpet New Member

    Dec 7, 2009
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    I had read all the funny leave note and the most funny of them was asking leave for mothers death and leave by student to his headmaster.Do share funny article and jokes in future too.

    Thank you!!