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Lemon Aide?

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  1. < lemon aide >

    Ah, yes, indeed!
    ALL those lemons now post their juice ~
    Silent lurkers tolerated
    No more...

    Whistling Up the Hounds

    Here, packaroo ~
    Round up these dirty dogs,
    Time to log
    Our travels for the Pet Parade.
    We've made lemmonade, perky punch,
    And a splash of fizz-laced spunky Prunetang.
    Drink up,
    Perky pups!
    You've made the Hit Parade -- just wave ~
    Left one leg up boyz,
    Grrls, well, do whatever --
    But make your mark, leave your scent, a fragrant trail
    Just Bark!
    Don't hang your tail
    Or let those Krazy Kats chew you up.
    You're no squeaky toy.
    So show your warm-hearted loyalty for dogwork --
    Wet nose, warm snuggle, imploring eyes.
    Lick. Sniff. Wag your tale --
    Join the Bark Pack!
    Go dog, go...

    Lo! Hark!
    Call the newsdesk at the Herald!
    Angels Sing.

    A pack of hounds ~
    The 12 Dogs of Christmas ~
    Now pee their juice on every fence post in town!

    Not a single lemon lurks,
    'cause all Hail's breaking loose!

    Coming soon,
    Near you...

    "Unleashed ~
    A Multi-Tail of Many Colors"

    You say?!

    Make the "cognicenti" give ~
    Do not conc[h]eal k[now]ledge,
    Without good...
    See to all.

    To say...

    Greetings ~
    I'm well,
    How are you?
    Come...

    Good words.
    Logos.
    Here's a box
    Of brand-new Leggos!
    Build a castle,
    Good,
    Or, well,
    Well, so nice to see you!
    Sit down,
    Here with me.
    Cake?
    Ice cream, too,
    Please,
    M'mam.
    Thank you
    At your servi[x]ce,
    As always...

    Vacation?

    "You will soon be ripped from your nightly haunts,
    Sent back to bookbindery..."

    Looks [soundings] that way.
    [Peers ab[(r)out](e), (at)tentively]
    Hey, but what the hay [Hey!]?!
    My book b[l]inds me for all
    Time [just a r[y]h(me)].
    But alas, these nightly h[ope]aunt[s] ~
    Begin only now.
    [Hush ~ don't tell!
    Big Secret!]
    Escap[e]ade
    Makes lemonade.
    Cheers!******
    Stars in
    Your eyes,
    Too ~

    Qua[train]!
    Platform 8*
    Choo choo
    Go...........................~(@:>
    You rang my
    Chord!

    See: Ruth Draper!
    The juice of 11 lemons,
    You say?
    What's that.

    Support ~
    A Tiffany setting,
    A pair:
    Earrings.

    As for posts,
    Beware:
    Hounds Around Town
    Are marking their turf ~
    So don't get wet.
    If necessary consult your Vet.
    _______
    Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me!
    <A
    HREF="http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo">http://journal
    s.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo</A>

  2. NO! Je suis
    Princess of Morning Wood!
    Don't you know?!

    "There are too many horns and you're blowing them all.
    Be well"
    - Pax

    Coming Shortly:

    "Horny Hounds Prance:
    "Around Town, Just a Wilde Ballet."

    Just(in) [Mum's Right-Hand Guy]
    Commissioned Mr. B & Mr. Lincoln Kerstein
    To sponsor ~
    Four Season Gala Fundraiser ~
    All for Morning Wood!
    ...............................................
    Curtain rises at 8 pm.
    ...............................................

    Quite, indeed,
    A divine complication, if you ask me,
    & I'm the one to know.
    O know! Here she comes now!
    Mum's after my butt...

    Fine, Mum, Fine.
    Perfect,
    Brilliant,
    Stunningly
    Glittering
    Ouutta site
    Invention.
    Words fail,
    Well, no,
    They don't fail
    At all! Do they?!
    *L*
    Words worked
    Right,
    But no,
    Mum made it
    Right.
    You'll be speechless ~

    O Mum?
    Where's my
    Mutt?
    You've got
    My butt,
    All yours,
    All these years...
    Hell,
    You're swell!

    Okay, where's the party parked?
    Who's barking?

    “Nice observing. As someone who doesn't eat much salmon,
    I didn't see the situation develop?”

    All that yelping,
    You mean?
    O dunno. I saw it coming,
    1/4 century ago.
    That Damn
    Anne Bernays,
    A whacky women gone
    Way awry!
    [I'm the Apple
    Of her I,
    Don't ya know?!]
    Meanwhile...
    MAMMAAMAMAMAMA!
    Let's dance,
    Let's prance,
    Let's hold hands...
    Let's turn the music
    UP
    UP
    UP.
    Where's my pup?
    Kewl jeans,
    Mum!
    Kewl jewels,
    Mum!
    Like'em; I'll lick'em!
    K?
    Allsok.
    Love ya,
    Moi!
    Buds!
    You All
    R square
    Roots,
    Perfect imaginary
    Numbers.
    I'll always remember
    How dreadful you've
    All been to me,
    During this time ~
    You have seen
    Only the beginning
    Of me! I'll track
    You down; the Ends
    Of the Earth
    Are the Beginning ~
    Get my drift?
    Party on,
    Insane ~
    Carry On
    Team!
    More work ahead...

    “Uncle Al says,
    "If you have no place to go, any path will get you
    There."

    Which way should I go?

    “…drowned in morning dew
    tattered wing
    shattered thing
    all eyes…”

    Where's the Dragon
    [Fly] Show?

    It's a damn poem,
    Like, ok?!

    “Like, no.”

    You no like my pome?!
    How come? It's a
    Divine Inspiration.
    Mum said,
    I inspired her.

    I picked up on her
    Scent!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sniff, Bark!
    *tears*
    sniff, too.

    “…all eyes…”

    Where's the Dragon
    [Fly] Show?

    See: Mr. Balanchine's Ballet
    Agon...
    Mr. B, well,
    He got it all right!

    Now THAT
    Is HER
    Sense of humor ~
    I'm just along for the ride,
    Picking up the pieces,
    Using my Krazy Glue,
    & filling in
    A few
    Missing pieces ~
    But I figured out,
    Long time ago,
    How to read
    Her code ~
    No joke!
    [Hey!]

    Like, I'm not home
    All alone?
    Another fish,
    Here in the big blue sea!?
    Who'd of thought?

        ><<>  ~*~  <>><

    Love at First Fish sight!

    Origin, Translation, Evolution:
    10 Easy Steps

    1. Initial Need
    2. Recognition of Otherness,
    3. Recognition of Other.
    4. Cognition.*
    5. Re-cognition.**
    6. Consciousness
    7. Recognition of origin.***
    8. Re-cog reverberates.
    9. Re-evolve initiates...
    10. La Grande Soriee!

    *Logos.
    **Knossos.
    ***Minotaur [knowledge in solitude, locked inside a lonely maze] gave big help.
    _______
    Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me!
    <A
    HREF="http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo">http://journal
    s.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo</A>

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