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Here are a couple of lightbulb jokes:
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
That's not funny!
How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
ten. One to actually change it and nine to write songs about the old one!
How many zen-masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A tree in a golden forest.
How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?
three. One to change it, another to witness it, and a third to shoot the witness.
How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it and the other to kick the chair out from under the first.
Alright, let's hear some more!!!
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
That's not funny!
How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
ten. One to actually change it and nine to write songs about the old one!
How many zen-masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A tree in a golden forest.
How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?
three. One to change it, another to witness it, and a third to shoot the witness.
How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it and the other to kick the chair out from under the first.
Alright, let's hear some more!!!