There once was a cyclist from Nantucket
Who one day was tired of losing and said f*** it
To Dr. Ferrari he went and said it was “orange juice” that he wanted, so give it
Ferrari said I know what you mean and can “bring the power like Scotty” if you need it
I don’t want to suck any more so whatever it takes I’ll do it
Starting in 1999, no more losing to the French, Spanish or Brits
I’ll beat them all with my higher hematocrit
In my urine they went searchin, the corticosteroid was for my sore I said - and they bought it
Later they wanted a reason for the Actovegin, road rash I said, and told them to stick it.
Seven times would I win, and L’Equipe would weep, no one could predict it.
EPO they would find, too little, too late, too bad they can’t use it
I am the cleanest of the clean I told the world, so believe it
Who knew that people would believe all my bull***t
Who one day was tired of losing and said f*** it
To Dr. Ferrari he went and said it was “orange juice” that he wanted, so give it
Ferrari said I know what you mean and can “bring the power like Scotty” if you need it
I don’t want to suck any more so whatever it takes I’ll do it
Starting in 1999, no more losing to the French, Spanish or Brits
I’ll beat them all with my higher hematocrit
In my urine they went searchin, the corticosteroid was for my sore I said - and they bought it
Later they wanted a reason for the Actovegin, road rash I said, and told them to stick it.
Seven times would I win, and L’Equipe would weep, no one could predict it.
EPO they would find, too little, too late, too bad they can’t use it
I am the cleanest of the clean I told the world, so believe it
Who knew that people would believe all my bull***t