Looking for fun cycling slogan!

[wheelbrother]

All,

We are a new recreational cycling club and are looking for a funny quote to put under our Teamname "Wheelbrothers". It is suppose to be funny and self depreciating.

So far we have the following:

1) Wheelbrothers
I know, I know…. On my left 2)Wheelbrothers
Does this bike make my butt look fast?

3)Wheelbrothers
Put some excitement between your leg

Can you guys come up with one that would be funnier?

Thanks for any and all participation!

WB