Lynn Gaggioli

Ronde Champ · Mar 10, 2003

Lynn Gagiolli was DQ'ed at Panoma for pacing off the pro men's field. Then they realized that she
didn't pace off the men's field so they reinstated her...then they found out the reason that she had
made up so much time was not that she paced off the men, it was that she got in a car, drove for a
while, then got back out and rode across the finish...so they DQed her again.

We have the greatest sport.

Thanks, Ronde Champ

Ronde Chimp · Mar 10, 2003

On Mon, 10 Mar 2003 11:03:11 -0500, "ronde champ" <[email protected]> wrote:

>Lynn Gagiolli was DQ'ed at Panoma for pacing off the pro men's field. Then they realized that she
>didn't pace off the men's field so they reinstated her...then they found out the reason that she
>had made up so much time was not that she paced off the men, it was that she got in a car, drove
>for a while, then got back out and rode across the finish...so they DQed her again.
>
>We have the greatest sport.
>
>Thanks, Ronde Champ

That's the funniest thing Ive heard in a long time. Thanks for the morning laugh.

Ronde Chimp

Carinus Lemmer · Mar 10, 2003

A year ago to the day - and the South African version of the Amateur Worlds was rocked: "Cape Town -
The women's race in the Argus Pick 'n Pay Cycle Tour was rocked by controversy on Sunday after Port
Elizabeth rider Anriette Schoeman, celebrating her third consecutive victory, was informed that a
mystery woman had finished ahead of her. Race officials spent four hours trying to work out whether
Ronelle Liss of Stellenbosch had beaten South Africa's top woman rider fair and square."

For more, see: http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=6&click_id=4&art_id=qw1015762860223S16 3

End result was that the fine lady, as well as her fine husband, were both found to have take
shortcuts to such extent that both managed to "win" the respective "A" rides for females and
males overall.

Carinus
ps: if you wish to enjoy the whole saga, pse go to www.iol.co.za, and do a search in the archives
for: "liss"

"ronde champ" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> Lynn Gagiolli was DQ'ed at Panoma for pacing off the pro men's field. Then they realized that she
> didn't pace off the men's field so they reinstated her...then they found out the reason that she
> had made up so much time was not that she paced off the men, it was that she got in a car, drove
> for a while, then got back out and rode across the finish...so they DQed her again.
>
> We have the greatest sport.
>
> Thanks, Ronde Champ

Hugh088 · Mar 10, 2003

Reminds me of the story of Rosey Ruiz who cheated and took the subway to win the New York marathon
in the early 80's. After that a sports store in New York was selling "Rosey" running shorts with a
free subway token in the liitle key pocket on the inside of the waist band. Chris

"ronde champ" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> Lynn Gagiolli was DQ'ed at Panoma for pacing off the pro men's field. Then they realized that she
> didn't pace off the men's field so they reinstated her...then they found out the reason that she
> had made up so much time was not that she paced off the men, it was that she got in a car, drove
> for a while, then got back out and rode across the finish...so they DQed her again.
>
> We have the greatest sport.
>
> Thanks, Ronde Champ

Jtn · Mar 10, 2003

inside joke aren't ya.

"ronde champ" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> Lynn Gagiolli was DQ'ed at Panoma for pacing off the pro men's field. Then they realized that she
> didn't pace off the men's field so they reinstated her...then they found out the reason that she
> had made up so much time was not that she paced off the men, it was that she got in a car, drove
> for a while, then got back out and rode across the finish...so they DQed her again.
>
> We have the greatest sport.
>
> Thanks, Ronde Champ

Frank Tantillo · Mar 10, 2003

think rosey was boston.........no?

"hugh088" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> Reminds me of the story of Rosey Ruiz who cheated and took the subway to
win
> the New York marathon in the early 80's. After that a sports store in New York was selling
> "Rosey" running shorts with a free subway token in the liitle key pocket on the inside of the
> waist band. Chris
>
> "ronde champ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Lynn Gagiolli was DQ'ed at Panoma for pacing off the pro men's field. Then they realized that
> > she didn't pace off the men's field so they reinstated her...then they found out the reason that
> > she had made up so much time was not that she paced off the men, it was that she got in a car,
> > drove for a while, then got back out and rode across the finish...so they DQed her again.
> >
> > We have the greatest sport.
> >
> > Thanks, Ronde Champ
> >
>

Ronde Chimp · Mar 10, 2003

On Mon, 10 Mar 2003 15:02:13 -0700, "JTN" <[email protected]> wrote:

>inside joke aren't ya.
>
>
>
>"ronde champ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> Lynn Gagiolli was DQ'ed at Panoma for pacing off the pro men's field. Then they realized that she
>> didn't pace off the men's field so they reinstated her...then they found out the reason that she
>> had made up so much time was not that she paced off the men, it was that she got in a car, drove
>> for a while, then got back out and rode across the finish...so they DQed her again.
>>
>> We have the greatest sport.
>>
>> Thanks, Ronde Champ
>>
>>
>

http://www.scvelo.com/pvsr/2003results/stage4/communique5.pdf

Can't believe she was riding in the women's category, because it sounds like she's got balls the
size of Montana.

Anybody with more specifics please give us more details.

Thanks, Ronde Chimp

Jtn · Mar 10, 2003

I like how the document is all in English except for the title line of "communiqué". must make them
feel like they are working for the TDF.....

back to the gaggioli. maybe the support car had to get something to eat so they dropped her
outside of town....lololololololo next time she rides across early i bet she covers her number or
takes it off....

Gerard Lanois · Mar 10, 2003

"hugh088" <[email protected]> writes:

> Reminds me of the story of Rosey Ruiz who cheated and took the subway to win the New York marathon
> in the early 80's. After that a sports store in New York was selling "Rosey" running shorts with a
> free subway token in the liitle key pocket on the inside of the waist band. Chris

Boston.

http://www.who2.com/rosieruiz.html

-Gerard

Hugh088 · Mar 10, 2003

I sit corrected. Chris "Gerard Lanois" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "hugh088" <[email protected]> writes:
>
> > Reminds me of the story of Rosey Ruiz who cheated and took the subway to
win
> > the New York marathon in the early 80's. After that a sports store in
New
> > York was selling "Rosey" running shorts with a free subway token in the liitle key pocket on the
> > inside of the waist band. Chris
>
> Boston.
>
> http://www.who2.com/rosieruiz.html
>
> -Gerard

Kurgan Gringion · Mar 10, 2003

"Ronde Chimp" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> http://www.scvelo.com/pvsr/2003results/stage4/communique5.pdf
>
> Can't believe she was riding in the women's category, because it sounds like she's got balls the
> size of Montana.
>
> Anybody with more specifics please give us more details.

Apparently, she's reasonably attractive.

I've heard some other interesting stuff, but it's not the sort of thing to be posted here.

Ronde Champ · Mar 11, 2003

Email me in private Changbang. I'll forward to La Famiglia. If it's good enough, we may let you in.

Thanks, Ronde Champ

"Kurgan Gringioni" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Ronde Chimp" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> >
> > http://www.scvelo.com/pvsr/2003results/stage4/communique5.pdf
> >
> > Can't believe she was riding in the women's category, because it sounds like she's got balls the
> > size of Montana.
> >
> > Anybody with more specifics please give us more details.
>
>
>
>
> Apparently, she's reasonably attractive.
>
>
> I've heard some other interesting stuff, but it's not the sort of thing to
be posted here.

Sabine · Mar 11, 2003

"ronde champ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> Lynn Gagiolli was DQ'ed at Panoma for pacing off the pro men's field. Then they realized that she
> didn't pace off the men's field so they reinstated her...then they found out the reason that she
> had made up so much time was not that she paced off the men, it was that she got in a car, drove
> for a while, then got back out and rode across the finish...so they DQed her again.
>
> We have the greatest sport.
>
> Thanks, Ronde Champ

I almost fell out of my chair when I read the communique. There has got be a story behind this.
Lynn's been riding awesome so far this season, and was 7th in the time trial. She will be guest
riding for us in the upcoming stage races so I'm hoping there's an explanation...or a sneakier car.

Sabine www.velobella.org

Deeznuts · Mar 11, 2003

"JTN" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> ....lololololololo

JTN,

You are an adult now. Please stop doing that.

Thanks,

Deeznuts

Danny Callen · Mar 11, 2003

"sabine" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "ronde champ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> > Lynn Gagiolli was DQ'ed at Panoma for pacing off the pro men's field. Then they realized that
> > she didn't pace off the men's field so they reinstated her...then they found out the reason that
> > she had made up so much time was not that she paced off the men, it was that she got in a car,
> > drove for a while, then got back out and rode across the finish...so they DQed her again.
> >
> > We have the greatest sport.
> >
> > Thanks, Ronde Champ
>
> I almost fell out of my chair when I read the communique. There has got be a story behind
> this. Lynn's been riding awesome so far this season, and was 7th in the time trial. She will
> be guest riding for us in the upcoming stage races so I'm hoping there's an explanation...or a
> sneakier car.
>
> Sabine www.velobella.org

I know this is a dumb question but is she related to Roberto?...may explain a lot.

Danny Callen

Nick Burns · Mar 11, 2003

I think that was his first wife. He dumped her after he won the Tour the fourth time.

"Danny Callen" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
>
> "sabine" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > "ronde champ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:<[email protected]>...
> > > Lynn Gagiolli was DQ'ed at Panoma for pacing off the pro men's field. Then they realized that
> > > she didn't pace off the men's field so they reinstated her...then they found out the reason
> > > that she had made up so much time was not that she paced off the men, it was that she got in a
> > > car, drove for a while, then got back out and rode across the finish...so they DQed her again.
> > >
> > > We have the greatest sport.
> > >
> > > Thanks, Ronde Champ
> >
> > I almost fell out of my chair when I read the communique. There has got be a story behind
> > this. Lynn's been riding awesome so far this season, and was 7th in the time trial. She will
> > be guest riding for us in the upcoming stage races so I'm hoping there's an explanation...or a
> > sneakier car.
> >
> > Sabine www.velobella.org
>
> I know this is a dumb question but is she related to Roberto?...may
explain
> a lot.
>
> Danny Callen

Tony Rall · Mar 11, 2003

Danny Callen wrote:
> I know this is a dumb question but is she related to Roberto?...may explain a lot.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/?id=2002/news/jul02/gagg

--
Tony Rall

Ronde Chimp · Mar 11, 2003

On Tue, 11 Mar 2003 05:00:51 GMT, "Kurgan Gringioni"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>"Ronde Chimp" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>>
>> http://www.scvelo.com/pvsr/2003results/stage4/communique5.pdf
>>
>> Can't believe she was riding in the women's category, because it sounds like she's got balls the
>> size of Montana.
>>
>> Anybody with more specifics please give us more details.
>
>Apparently, she's reasonably attractive. I've heard some other interesting stuff, but it's not the
>sort of thing to be posted here.

Um, I wasn't calling her a mutt. I was just saying she has kahones... Do tell about the interesting
stuff, or post pix...

Thanks, Ronde Chimp

Steve Wingate · Mar 17, 2003

> Apparently, she's reasonably attractive.
>
>
> I've heard some other interesting stuff, but it's not the sort of thing to be posted here.

Speaking of reasonably attractive whatever happened to Brooke Blackwelder? She was in those Breck
commercials and looking quite fine, if I do so say so myself. Didn't she test positive somewhere
last year?

Ronde Chimp · Mar 24, 2003

On Mon, 10 Mar 2003 11:03:11 -0500, "ronde champ" <[email protected]> wrote:

>Lynn Gagiolli was DQ'ed at Panoma for pacing off the pro men's field. Then they realized that she
>didn't pace off the men's field so they reinstated her...then they found out the reason that she
>had made up so much time was not that she paced off the men, it was that she got in a car, drove
>for a while, then got back out and rode across the finish...so they DQed her again.
>
>We have the greatest sport.
>
>Thanks, Ronde Champ
>

Any more news on this? Surprised it didn't make it to Velonews...

Thanks, Ronde Chimp

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