Madonna falls off bike.

She tried to drink coffee and cycle at the same time...

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zmadonna.htm

...note mistake on date as well.

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>he tried to drink coffee and cycle at the same time...

That'll teach her - she needs a proper road bike ;-)

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Simon Mason wrote:
> She tried to drink coffee and cycle at the same time...

That should finally convince her about conical cup holders!

Jim Price

 

wafflycathcsdirtycatlitter wrote:

> That'll teach her - she needs a proper road bike ;-)

Shurely a stretch velomobile with smoked windows and a cup holder?

Though OTOH it would be easier to get the bodyguard to carry the coffee (maybe even drink it for
her too...).

Pete.
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"Simon Mason" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> She tried to drink coffee and cycle at the same time...
>
> http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zmadonna.htm
>
> ...note mistake on date as well.
>

cycling in a tweed jacket and hat, in beverly hills, in may...

nutty as a frootcake, imho.

Albert

 

"Peter Clinch" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> wafflycathcsdirtycatlitter wrote:
>
> > That'll teach her - she needs a proper road bike ;-)
>
> Shurely a stretch velomobile with smoked windows and a cup holder?
>
> Though OTOH it would be easier to get the bodyguard to carry the coffee (maybe even drink it for
> her too...).

A triplet with bodyguards front and back.

Of course, I'm sure she's doing this as a way of trying to lead a more normal and low key lifestyle.
After all, the japanese tourists are all busy pointing at the next tory prime minister (well, a cat
in hell's chance, but thats better odds than
IDS) on his bike.

 

> She tried to drink coffee and cycle at the same time...

Nothing wrong with that!

....... http://bikecoffee.freeservers.com

~PB

 

Pete Biggs wrote:

> Nothing wrong with that!
>
> ....... http://bikecoffee.freeservers.com

Good link Pete! I think I may have to upgrade from the thermos in pannier and stop to drink it setup
I currently use for winter rides...

Pete.
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Fax 44 1382 640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK net [email protected]
http://www.dundee.ac.uk/~pjclinch/

 

Peter Clinch wrote:

>> Nothing wrong with that!
>>
>> ....... http://bikecoffee.freeservers.com
>
> Good link Pete! I think I may have to upgrade from the thermos in pannier and stop to drink it
> setup I currently use for winter rides...

Nevermind that, I wanna know where the "Big Breasted Naked Teenage Virgins Drinking Coffee and
Riding Bicycles" have got to :-(

~PB

 

Pete Biggs wrote:

> Nevermind that, I wanna know where the "Big Breasted Naked Teenage Virgins Drinking Coffee and
> Riding Bicycles" have got to :-(

Yeah, I wondered where the 404 Police had parked them too :-(

Pete.
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Peter Clinch University of Dundee Tel 44 1382 660111 ext. 33637 Medical Physics, Ninewells Hospital
Fax 44 1382 640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK net [email protected]
http://www.dundee.ac.uk/~pjclinch/

 

On 02 Jun 2003 12:40:34 GMT, [email protected] (wafflycathcsdirtycatlitter) wrote:

>>he tried to drink coffee and cycle at the same time...

So LA.

>That'll teach her - she needs a proper road bike ;-)
>

That's what I thought...'look at those ugly 26" knobblies'.....out there, in that heat......all that
friction....mugs game

Los Angeles, as much as it was interesting to see it for real, must be one of the most
unfriendly-bikes cities on the planet. So, so many cars....and highways, and cars.....and it never,
ever stops!!!!!! Quite a nice ride along the front mind round starting at Santa Monica heading
south, but go inland and I saw few cyclists......maybe I just hit the wrong part of town. But
there's also the Highway One route down from Oregon To LA that I'd really love to do one of these
days......nice two weeks trip there.

Anyway, what's she doing over there, thought she lived in Blighty these days?

She should be cycling along the Marylebone Road or the like!

bob

 

"Simon Mason" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...

> She tried to drink coffee and cycle at the same time...
> http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zmadonna.htm ...note mistake on date as well.

Praise be - no comments about how she was risking her life by not wearing a PFDB.

 

Bob Flemming <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
>
> Anyway, what's she doing over there, thought she lived in Blighty these days?
>

Indeed - she was in the paper not so long back, extolling the virtues of popping down the pub, etc.
Was rather impressed by her appreciation of Timothy Taylor's beers - surely a golden marketing
opportunity for the people at Knowle Spring Brewery?

David E. Belcher

Dept. of Chemistry, University of York

 

In message <[email protected]>, David E. Belcher
<[email protected]> writes
>Bob Flemming <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:<[email protected]>...
>>
>> Anyway, what's she doing over there, thought she lived in Blighty these days?
>>
>
>Indeed - she was in the paper not so long back, extolling the virtues of popping down the pub, etc.
>Was rather impressed by her appreciation of Timothy Taylor's beers - surely a golden marketing
>opportunity for the people at Knowle Spring Brewery?
>

You've just put me off Timothy Taylor's beers. ;-)
--
Michael MacClancy

 

Michael MacClancy <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> In message <[email protected]>, David E. Belcher
> <[email protected]> writes
>
> >Indeed - she was in the paper not so long back, extolling the virtues of popping down the pub,
> >etc. Was rather impressed by her appreciation of Timothy Taylor's beers - surely a golden
> >marketing opportunity for the people at Knowle Spring Brewery?
> >
>
> You've just put me off Timothy Taylor's beers. ;-)

No doubt we can look forward to a film depicting gritty London pub life (invariably starring Vinnie
Jones, Nick Moran, etc., etc.) in the near future as a result of this, courtesy of her husband, Guy
"Mockney" Ritchie - Lock, Stock and Two Foaming Barrels, anyone? ;-)

Er, I'll get me coat [1]....

David E. Belcher

Dept. of Chemistry, University of York

[1] Speaking of The Fast Show, they brilliantly spoofed Ritchie's films a couple of years ago with
their "It's A Right Royal Cockney Barrel Of Monkeys" send-up.