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Man who had sex with bike in court
By Richard Alleyne
Last Updated: 10:02am BST 27/10/2007
A man has been placed on the sex offenders' register after being
caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the
Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last
year.
On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr
Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had
been found by the hostel workers.
She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no
reply.
"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the
accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth
as if to simulate sex."
Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel
manager, who in turn alerted the police.
Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders' register but his sentence
was deferred until next month.
He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving
an inanimate object, however.
Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements
in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
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J. Spaceman
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Man who had sex with bike in court
By Richard Alleyne
Last Updated: 10:02am BST 27/10/2007
A man has been placed on the sex offenders' register after being
caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the
Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last
year.
On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr
Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had
been found by the hostel workers.
She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no
reply.
"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the
accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth
as if to simulate sex."
Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel
manager, who in turn alerted the police.
Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders' register but his sentence
was deferred until next month.
He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving
an inanimate object, however.
Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements
in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
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Read it at http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml
J. Spaceman
