Man Treated For 7-Week Erection After Bike Crash

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  1. CAMPYBOB

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    Man Treated for Seven-Week-Long Erection Caused by Hard Bike Crash [​IMG]
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    A 22-year-old man suffered an erection for seven weeks after a mountain bike crash. The hard-on finally subsided after two weeks of medical treatment in a hospital.

    "It was an anxious time for the patient, as it would be for any young man," Dr. Ronan Browne, a doctor at Dublin's Tallaght Hospital, where the man was treated, told the Irish Examiner.

    The man received the injury—described as "high-flow" priapism "with rigid erection"—after crashing into his handle bars. For reasons that aren't clear, he waited five weeks before seeking treatment at Dublin's Tallaght Hospital, where it took doctors two weeks to find a cure.

    From the Irish Examiner:

    "We were very happy with the outcome," Browne said, adding that he expects the man to make a full recovery from his "unusual" injury.



    Uh...your Irish papers certainly have some weird articles in them, Lim!
     
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    At first she loved it, then she came to fear it...
     
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    He was waiting for Obama care to start.

    ... He's Irish, d'oh.
     
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    He was getting the most out of it for five weeks. LOL.
     
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    ... says the old guy

    I look for an-aphrodisiacs.
     
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    Find an ugly girl. Or guy for that matter. LOL.
     
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    black shorts? ... black shorts??

    BLACK SHORTS???
     
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    A 22-year-old man suffered an erection for seven weeks after a mountain bike crash. The hard-on finally subsided after two weeks of medical treatment in a hospital.

    "It was an anxious time for the patient, as it would be for any young man," Dr. Ronan Browne, a doctor at Dublin's Tallaght Hospital, where the man was treated, told the Irish Examiner.

    The man received the injury—described as "high-flow" priapism "with rigid erection"—after crashing into his handle bars. For reasons that aren't clear, he waited five weeks before seeking treatment at Dublin's Tallaght Hospital, where it took doctors two weeks to find a cure.

    From the Irish Examiner:

    "We were very happy with the outcome," Browne said, adding that he expects the man to make a full recovery from his "unusual" injury.



    Uh...your Irish papers certainly have some weird articles in them, Lim!

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    What can I say, Campy?

    It's good to know that if I ever do suffer such an injury that I'll be able to get it treated at that hospital - because it is on my training route for the best part of the last 20 years!
     
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    I can understand why he waited five weeks before seeking treatment! Did you notice the local girls walking funny and smiling a lot?

    Our papers only have bizarre articles about drivers cruising along with 'invisible' cyclists crashed through their windshields...
     
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    I am aways up for a good crash.
     
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    Thanks Bob as far as erection threads go I am certain you keep things well in hand.
     
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    Keep it up...
     
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    I will, I am a "die hard".
     
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    With a vengeance...or just a Venge?
     
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    "Keep it up". BOO,Hiss.
     
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    With a smile.
     
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    Put it in the annal of 2014.
     
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