Ryan Cousineau <
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> In article <
[email protected]>, "Gary German" <gary_g@charter_NOSPAMX_.net> wrote:
>
> > "Callistus Valerius" <
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> >
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> > > I've developed quite a waist line courtesy of McDonalds. On my
club
> > > rides I do fine in the flat, but get dropped like a rock once the road starts pointing
> > > upwards. I have written a letter to McDonalds,
describing
> > > the pain and suffering I have endured on these rides, and am asking
for
> > how
> > > they plan to rectify the damage they have caused me. I have yet to
> > receive
> > > a reply.
> > >
> >
> > Demand a better bike from them. Tell them that your lawyer demands a Colnago C-40 or Trek 5900
> > in order to restore your former climbing
prowess
> > and self-esteem.
> >
> > If you have any luck with this...let me know. I've probably got similar grounds for a suit
> > against Mother's Cookies Co.
>
> Let me know how this goes. I'm thinking of suing my wife for being such a good cook. I figure
> she's good for a bicycle.
>
> Okay, I've actually lost weight since I got married, but no thanks to her!
>
> And yeah, she did let me buy a Pinarello, so....
>
> --
> Ryan Cousineau,
[email protected] http://www.sfu.ca/~rcousine President, Fabrizio Mazzoleni Fan Club
My wife was such a nag she drove me to cycling. It's due to her that I'm doing so well!