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Davey Crockett
Guest
Well the Fat Lady did't sing yet.
But with seven out of ten events decided, the Jingoistic Scoreboard looks like this:
Nation Total Gold Silver Bronze Germany 5 2 1 2 Nederlands 5 1 2 2 Russia 4 1 1 2 Spain 1 1 - - GB
1 1 - - Uzbekistan 1 1 - - Ukraine 1 - 1 - Australia 1 - 1 - Sweden 1 - - 1 Belgium 1 - - 1 Canada
nil USA nil
Hmmmm. And thinking about Opera, did I ever give you Davey's quick guide to the Opera - any
Opera almost?
Well the Tenor tries to Bonk the Soprano or Mezzo.
But the Barritone keeps getting in the way.
Then around the middle of the last act, the Soprano either dies or gets killed by the Tenor.
Then the Fat Lady sings.
Then the whole cast show up on stage and the audience throw flowers at them, or rotten eggs or
whatever, depending upon how they ranked the performance.
Then the Soprano sings another aria for an encore.
Then the whole cast takes off to a swank hotel to guzzle Bubbly.
--
le vent a Dos
Davey Crockett
The following message is a courtesy copy of an article that has been posted to
rec.bicycles.racing as well.
[email protected] (Ed) writes:
> Davey Crockett <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:<877k3cakoc.fsf@cpe0050da66e294-cm0f2069983361.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com>...
>> [email protected] (Ed) writes:
>>
>>
>> > What a crock of sh!t from Davey Crockett.
>>
>> Can't stand the plain truth when it hits you, ******?
>>
>> Let's throw in the sh!ttiest race reportage/coverage and the sh!ttiest spectator turn out too.
>>
>> Maybe that will suit you better?
>
> Ooohh, forgot your Prozac tonight, Davey Crockosh!t?
Man you sound like a skeleton jerking off in a garbage can
So put on yer pink bibs and pedal off down to the local gay bar
--
le vent a Dos
Davey Crockett
The following message is a courtesy copy of an article that has been posted to
rec.bicycles.racing as well.
Well the Fat Lady did't sing yet.
But with seven out of ten events decided, the Jingoistic Scoreboard looks like this:
Nation Total Gold Silver Bronze Germany 5 2 1 2 Nederlands 5 1 2 2 Russia 4 1 1 2 Spain 1 1 - - GB
1 1 - - Uzbekistan 1 1 - - Ukraine 1 - 1 - Australia 1 - 1 - Sweden 1 - - 1 Belgium 1 - - 1 Canada
nil USA nil
Hmmmm. And thinking about Opera, did I ever give you Davey's quick guide to the Opera - any
Opera almost?
Well the Tenor tries to Bonk the Soprano or Mezzo.
But the Barritone keeps getting in the way.
Then around the middle of the last act, the Soprano either dies or gets killed by the Tenor.
Then the Fat Lady sings.
Then the whole cast show up on stage and the audience throw flowers at them, or rotten eggs or
whatever, depending upon how they ranked the performance.
Then the Soprano sings another aria for an encore.
Then the whole cast takes off to a swank hotel to guzzle Bubbly.
--
le vent a Dos
Davey Crockett
--
le vent a Dos
Davey Crockett
--
le vent a Dos
Davey Crockett
But with seven out of ten events decided, the Jingoistic Scoreboard looks like this:
Nation Total Gold Silver Bronze Germany 5 2 1 2 Nederlands 5 1 2 2 Russia 4 1 1 2 Spain 1 1 - - GB
1 1 - - Uzbekistan 1 1 - - Ukraine 1 - 1 - Australia 1 - 1 - Sweden 1 - - 1 Belgium 1 - - 1 Canada
nil USA nil
Hmmmm. And thinking about Opera, did I ever give you Davey's quick guide to the Opera - any
Opera almost?
Well the Tenor tries to Bonk the Soprano or Mezzo.
But the Barritone keeps getting in the way.
Then around the middle of the last act, the Soprano either dies or gets killed by the Tenor.
Then the Fat Lady sings.
Then the whole cast show up on stage and the audience throw flowers at them, or rotten eggs or
whatever, depending upon how they ranked the performance.
Then the Soprano sings another aria for an encore.
Then the whole cast takes off to a swank hotel to guzzle Bubbly.
--
le vent a Dos
Davey Crockett
The following message is a courtesy copy of an article that has been posted to
rec.bicycles.racing as well.
[email protected] (Ed) writes:
> Davey Crockett <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:<877k3cakoc.fsf@cpe0050da66e294-cm0f2069983361.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com>...
>> [email protected] (Ed) writes:
>>
>>
>> > What a crock of sh!t from Davey Crockett.
>>
>> Can't stand the plain truth when it hits you, ******?
>>
>> Let's throw in the sh!ttiest race reportage/coverage and the sh!ttiest spectator turn out too.
>>
>> Maybe that will suit you better?
>
> Ooohh, forgot your Prozac tonight, Davey Crockosh!t?
Man you sound like a skeleton jerking off in a garbage can
So put on yer pink bibs and pedal off down to the local gay bar
--
le vent a Dos
Davey Crockett
The following message is a courtesy copy of an article that has been posted to
rec.bicycles.racing as well.
Well the Fat Lady did't sing yet.
But with seven out of ten events decided, the Jingoistic Scoreboard looks like this:
Nation Total Gold Silver Bronze Germany 5 2 1 2 Nederlands 5 1 2 2 Russia 4 1 1 2 Spain 1 1 - - GB
1 1 - - Uzbekistan 1 1 - - Ukraine 1 - 1 - Australia 1 - 1 - Sweden 1 - - 1 Belgium 1 - - 1 Canada
nil USA nil
Hmmmm. And thinking about Opera, did I ever give you Davey's quick guide to the Opera - any
Opera almost?
Well the Tenor tries to Bonk the Soprano or Mezzo.
But the Barritone keeps getting in the way.
Then around the middle of the last act, the Soprano either dies or gets killed by the Tenor.
Then the Fat Lady sings.
Then the whole cast show up on stage and the audience throw flowers at them, or rotten eggs or
whatever, depending upon how they ranked the performance.
Then the Soprano sings another aria for an encore.
Then the whole cast takes off to a swank hotel to guzzle Bubbly.
--
le vent a Dos
Davey Crockett
--
le vent a Dos
Davey Crockett
--
le vent a Dos
Davey Crockett