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Millar Line Stage 6: I dunno...

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  1. Apologies about yesterday. The Millar Line experienced un jour sans.

    Stage 6:
    39 David Millar (GBr) Saunier Duval

    Maginot Line:
    12 Jimmy Casper (Fra) Cofidis

    Gert Steegmans, McEwen's leadout man, once again proves himself guilty even
    by the lenient French standard with a 9th-place finish. As Vayer would say,
    "pas naturellement" to have that much juice left after pulling Robbie to
    the line.

    Also, is Inaki Isasi a sprinter? I think not.

    If we dispense with the ridiculous Maginot line (as is traditional, we do
    so by taking a shortcut through the Low Countries), we can convict Steven
    De Jongh, along with a bunch of guys who might be clean, since they are
    neither Dutch nor Spanish (Matej Mugerli of Slovakia, Peter Wrolich of
    Austria, and my favourite, the wonderfully named Marco Velo).

    Oh, and BTW, George Hincapie finished 33rd. He's now on quadruple secret
    probation until the TT.
    --
    Ryan Cousineau, [email hidden], www.wiredcola.com
    Democracy, whiskey, and sexy!

  2. in message <[email hidden]>, Ryan John Cousineau

    (') said:

    Apologies about yesterday. The Millar Line experienced un jour sans.

    [snip]

    Fellow propeller heads and conspiracy theorists, let me introduce the
    latest in dope-testing technology: the Puncture Line!

    Everyone will have noticed that this year the number of punctures in the
    Tour de France is /way/ up over preceding years. Riders are puncturing
    left, right and centre. The reason is simple: following the Operacion
    Puerto scandal, many riders who formerly used EPO have temporarily laid
    off, to avoid possible detection. And now we are seeing the consequence
    of one of the little-known side effects of EPO:
    it /prevents/ /punctures/!

    Consequently we can now say with some confidence that anyone who has
    punctured is not taking EPO, but anyone who, by this stage, has yet to
    puncture, is looking decidedly dubious.

    Of the favourites, we can be certain that Tom Boonen, Sandy Casar and
    Floyd Landis, among others, are definitely clean.

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

    I shall continue to be an impossible person so long as those
    who are now possible remain possible -- Michael Bakunin

  3. Simon Brooke <[email hidden]> wrote in news:18o2o3-pqu.ln1
    @gododdin.internal.jasmine.org.uk:

    Quoted message said:

    Consequently we can now say with some confidence that anyone who has
    punctured is not taking EPO, but anyone who, by this stage, has yet to
    puncture, is looking decidedly dubious.

    Of the favourites, we can be certain that Tom Boonen, Sandy Casar and
    Floyd Landis, among others, are definitely clean.

    I think this makes Sandy Casar a virtual Giro winner.

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