So a lady pregnant with triplets goes to the corner store for some ice cream, and while she's in the store it happens to get robbed. She gets held at gunpoint then shot in the stomach 3 times. 911 is called and ambulances are there instantly. She's rushed to the hospital and given an emergency "c" section. Each baby had been shot in the stomach, luckly all 3 babies get saved, 2 girls and 1 boy. 13 yrs later one girl comes to her mother and say "hey mom i just used the restroom and pee'd out a bullet?!!" Her mother explains to the story and the girl walks about. The same day the mothers sitting doing bills only to be interupted by the second daughter. The daughter says "MOOOOM i just ****** out a bullet!! WTF?!" Mom is irritated by the rude interuption and tells the daughter real fast, and sends the daughter off no questions... The same day, mom still doing bills, the son runs down the stairs and across the house to his mom butt ass naked screaming! The boy shouts " MOM!, guess what just happened to me!!" The mom is ******, between bills and the other daugter, she screams at the son, " I KNOW I KNOW! you went pee and a bullet came out!!" the boy replies,
"No, i was jackin off and shot the dog!!"
"No, i was jackin off and shot the dog!!"