On 21 Mar 2003 10:27:25 -0800,
[email protected] (Jonas) wrote:
>Below is more great cycling news from velonews.com. not only is monica's 15 minutes up her weight
>is up at least 15 pounds. she needs to eat a salad and buy a bike.
>
>Monica Lewinsky: In case you were lucky enough to miss the news, Ms. Lewinsky will be the host of a
>new reality show on Fox called "Mr. Personality," set to debut in April. Hello Fox!?!? Her 15
>minutes is up!
>
>www.velonews.com/news/fea/3636.0.html
George W has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list but I have no room for you. You
definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even
let you decide who leaves."
Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving
in and surfacing empty-handed over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" Bush said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all
day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of
rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
"No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was
break rocks all day." Commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked
over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush looked at this in disbelief for a
while and finally said "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
Stephen