Most Humble Person in the Universe Contest

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February 1, 2004. Atlanta Ga. For Immediate Release

Humility.org, the world's premier organization for Humble People everywhere today regrets to
announce that the first ever "Most Humble Person in the Universe" contest has been called off due to
vote tampering and an Impostor masquerading as the Contest Administrator.

Someone using the handle of "Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" interfered with the contest by posing as
the Contest Administrator, declaring the contest over, and claiming that the winner was someone
claiming to be God. Clearly, this is not a humble claim.

This dispicable interference by the Impostor was, of course, immediately detected by the Gift of
Truth Discernment. "One can only wonder at the depravity of someone reduced to doing such a thing"
said Vern Toutyoself, Vice President and General Manager of Humility.org's Outreach Division. "They
must be truly desperate."

Humility.org is reexamining the voting and announcement process so as to provide a more tamper-proof
system and hopes to reintroduce the contest sometime in the future.

"This is a sad day for Humble People everywhere" said I.B. Humble, chairman of Humility.org.
"However, I have confidence that true humility will prevail in the end."