Mountain lion, its territory violated, mauls interlopers in California



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You think we can get a Mountain Lion to visit the AGC?
 
Why are people so incensed that mountain lions are, indeed, territorial hunters?

Here's some tips on avoiding and dealing with cougars that aren't from Mercury:

http://users.frii.com/mytymyk/lions/onguard.htm

Most surprising (to me) was the suggestion that you wear a hat or helmet and paint eyeballs on the
back, I assume because the big cats typically like to stalk their prey and jump it from behind.
 
Armpit top-posted:
> same sort of bike ill be riding if he ever comes into my hard. he'll have it coming to him.

Coherency: it's what's NOT for breakfast.

Bill "proofreading one fragmented sentence shouldn't be a huge challenge" S.
 
"Bo Raxo" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Why are people so incensed that mountain lions are, indeed, territorial hunters?
>
> Here's some tips on avoiding and dealing with cougars that aren't from Mercury:
>
> http://users.frii.com/mytymyk/lions/onguard.htm
>
> Most surprising (to me) was the suggestion that you wear a hat or helmet
and
> paint eyeballs on the back, I assume because the big cats typically like
to
> stalk their prey and jump it from behind.
>
Bring a couple dogs with you.
 
"Mojo Deluxe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Bo Raxo" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> > Why are people so incensed that mountain lions are, indeed, territorial hunters?
> >
> > Here's some tips on avoiding and dealing with cougars that aren't from Mercury:
> >
> > http://users.frii.com/mytymyk/lions/onguard.htm
> >
<snip>

> Bring a couple dogs with you.

Good point, the mountain lion might be hungry.

Maybe bring some mustard, too.
 
"Bo Raxo" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Mojo Deluxe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> > "Bo Raxo" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> > > Why are people so incensed that mountain lions are, indeed,
territorial
> > > hunters?
> > >
> > > Here's some tips on avoiding and dealing with cougars that aren't from Mercury:
> > >
> > > http://users.frii.com/mytymyk/lions/onguard.htm
> > >
> <snip>
>
>
> > Bring a couple dogs with you.
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> Good point, the mountain lion might be hungry.
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> Maybe bring some mustard, too.
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The dogs would know something is out there, and blow its cover. Very handy for keeping a cat
preoccupied, too.
 
On Sun, 11 Jan 2004 17:18:51 GMT, "Bo Raxo"
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>"Mojo Deluxe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> "Bo Raxo" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
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>> > Why are people so incensed that mountain lions are, indeed, territorial hunters?
>> >
>> > Here's some tips on avoiding and dealing with cougars that aren't from Mercury:
>> >
>> > http://users.frii.com/mytymyk/lions/onguard.htm
>> >
><snip>
>
>
>> Bring a couple dogs with you.
>
>Good point, the mountain lion might be hungry.
>
>Maybe bring some mustard, too.
>
>
>
>

What's the old joke about the two hunters in the jungle who come across a vicious lion and they
start to run away? While being chased by the lion, one of the hunters says "I hope I can run faster
than that lion" and the other says "It doesn't matter to me. As long as I can run faster than you."
 
"R.M.H." <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> >Mountain lion, its territory violated, mauls interlopers
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> using that logic we should be able to kill you for posting here?

That was SOOOOOO Perfect!!

PS. When do we start?
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just how many usergroups did this troll cross post this message to?

Here at aus.bicycle, people are more concerned with swooping magpies, dugites, vicious bamboo, snakes, sun exposure, and occassional f. knuckles in cars. Unfortunate & tragic what happened to mtber's, BUT events like this seem to be extremely uncommon.
 
Mojo Deluxe wrote:

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> I'll bring the beer.

YEEEH, at least we've got something australian back into this thread. {:- )
 
if he comes into my yard, ill beat him over the head and steal his bike, then drag his body into a
ditch. He'll have it coming to him, bwcause he violated my territory.

>Armpit top-posted:
>> same sort of bike ill be riding if he ever comes into my hard. he'll have it coming to him.
>
>Coherency: it's what's NOT for breakfast.
>
>Bill "proofreading one fragmented sentence shouldn't be a huge challenge" S.
 
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