Mugging Your Congressman

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, May 29, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped
    into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

    "Give me your money!" he demanded.

    Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this. I'm a
    United States Congressman!"

    "In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"