My account has been infected. Do not open!

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I've gotten infected with some type of virus that opens my e-mail. I'm having the matter looked
into by the feds. For now how do I get the virus off my machine? Should Norton pick it up. Do not
respond to this message, only post a response!

I...couldn't...resist...AAaaaaarrrgggghghhhhh..........#^($WDPFEND🙁$($T@^T) (*%_*()dcjsfl....

Bill "Matt & Bomba will be along soon to help you" S.

"x" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

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I've gotten infected with some type of virus that opens my e-mail. I'm having the matter looked
into by the feds. For now how do I get the virus off my machine? Should Norton pick it up. Do not
respond to this message, only post a response!

X

Well, I'm sure the feds have it under control, but just in case why don't you try updating your
Norton AV and scanning your entire system?

Matt

"x" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

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I've gotten infected with some type of virus that opens my e-mail. I'm having the matter looked
into by the feds. For now how do I get the virus off my machine? Should Norton pick it up. Do not
respond to this message, only post a response!

X

I'd ask your girlfriend or wife first. More likely it's her that's been opening your mail. No doubt
looking for the incriminating evidence of you illicit on-line romance with a13 year old Bulgarian
Skateboarder chick named Helga. I'm sure the Feds WILL be interested.

Westie

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"x" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

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I've gotten infected with some type of virus that opens my e-mail. I'm having the matter looked
into by the feds. For now how do I get the

virus

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off my machine? Should Norton pick it up. Do not respond to this

message,

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only post a response!

X

I'd ask your girlfriend or wife first. More likely it's her that's been opening your mail. No
doubt looking for the incriminating evidence of you illicit on-line romance with a13 year old
Bulgarian Skateboarder chick named Helga. I'm sure the Feds WILL be interested.

Westie

Damn I knew I should have been more careful! LOL. I don't talk to Helga online anymore cause I found
out that it was actually some old hairy dude, named Stan. The Feds said that was sick, and to go
back to riding my Mountain Bike. I did foreward the guys e-mail to Mikey, I think they'd make a
wonderful couple.

X