My account has been infected. Do not open!

I've gotten infected with some type of virus that opens my e-mail. I'm having the matter looked into
by the feds. For now how do I get the virus off my machine? Should Norton pick it up. Do not respond
to this message, only post a response!

X

 

"x" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> I've gotten infected with some type of virus that opens my e-mail. I'm having the matter looked
> into by the feds. For now how do I get the virus off my machine? Should Norton pick it up. Do not
> respond to this message, only post a response!

I...couldn't...resist...AAaaaaarrrgggghghhhhh..........#^($WDPFEND$([email protected]^T) (*%_*()dcjsfl....

Bill "Matt & Bomba will be along soon to help you" S.

 

"x" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> I've gotten infected with some type of virus that opens my e-mail. I'm having the matter looked
> into by the feds. For now how do I get the virus off my machine? Should Norton pick it up. Do not
> respond to this message, only post a response!
>
>
> X
>

Well, I'm sure the feds have it under control, but just in case why don't you try updating your
Norton AV and scanning your entire system?

Matt

 

"x" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> I've gotten infected with some type of virus that opens my e-mail. I'm having the matter looked
> into by the feds. For now how do I get the virus off my machine? Should Norton pick it up. Do not
> respond to this message, only post a response!
>
>
> X

I'd ask your girlfriend or wife first. More likely it's her that's been opening your mail. No doubt
looking for the incriminating evidence of you illicit on-line romance with a13 year old Bulgarian
Skateboarder chick named Helga. I'm sure the Feds WILL be interested.

Westie

 

"Westie" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
>
> "x" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> > I've gotten infected with some type of virus that opens my e-mail. I'm having the matter looked
> > into by the feds. For now how do I get the
virus
> > off my machine? Should Norton pick it up. Do not respond to this
message,
> > only post a response!
> >
> >
> > X
>
>
> I'd ask your girlfriend or wife first. More likely it's her that's been opening your mail. No
> doubt looking for the incriminating evidence of you illicit on-line romance with a13 year old
> Bulgarian Skateboarder chick named Helga. I'm sure the Feds WILL be interested.
>
> Westie

Damn I knew I should have been more careful! LOL. I don't talk to Helga online anymore cause I found
out that it was actually some old hairy dude, named Stan. The Feds said that was sick, and to go
back to riding my Mountain Bike. I did foreward the guys e-mail to Mikey, I think they'd make a
wonderful couple.

X