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Jerry Rhodes
Guest
Boy did you guys and gals that didn't make the Kerrville, TX ride miss a good time. The weather
was PERFECT.
I have never seen so many bents in one place. At one time, as I was trudging up a steep grade in my
"two foot" gear, I was looking at 2 bents ahead of me and 5 more following. 8 in all, on the same
hill, at the same time, with no unbents in sight. There were Lightnings, Visions, Rans, Easy Racers,
Barcrofts, Reynolds, Haluzaks and more. There were singles and tandems. USS and ASS. Fast guys and
girls and then there was me making sure that nobody else came in last.
The high point of the Saturday ride occured at SAG stop #2. I had just arrived when a female of
about 45 to 65 drove by in a white pickup. I noticed that her neck was all swollen and red and that
the veins in her face were enlarged and pulsing. Her eyes were all bugged out and her mouth was
moving. At first I didn't pay much attention, thinking that she was overcome with emotion at seeing
me glide in on the Dakota and make an elegant dismount. As she got closer I was able to make out the
screeching. She was screeching at the crowd of cyclists that were eating bananas, oranges, pickles
and CC cookies and generally being cool.
"GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!!! WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!!!! RADICAL RIGHT WING FACIST PIGS!!!!!!!"
Boy do those "Radical left wing socialist sows" really get mad when they see old fat guys in
tights.................
PS
I saw what looked like a TiRush being piloted by a guy wearing sandals. Could that have been
Limey Lou?????
Jerry
was PERFECT.
I have never seen so many bents in one place. At one time, as I was trudging up a steep grade in my
"two foot" gear, I was looking at 2 bents ahead of me and 5 more following. 8 in all, on the same
hill, at the same time, with no unbents in sight. There were Lightnings, Visions, Rans, Easy Racers,
Barcrofts, Reynolds, Haluzaks and more. There were singles and tandems. USS and ASS. Fast guys and
girls and then there was me making sure that nobody else came in last.
The high point of the Saturday ride occured at SAG stop #2. I had just arrived when a female of
about 45 to 65 drove by in a white pickup. I noticed that her neck was all swollen and red and that
the veins in her face were enlarged and pulsing. Her eyes were all bugged out and her mouth was
moving. At first I didn't pay much attention, thinking that she was overcome with emotion at seeing
me glide in on the Dakota and make an elegant dismount. As she got closer I was able to make out the
screeching. She was screeching at the crowd of cyclists that were eating bananas, oranges, pickles
and CC cookies and generally being cool.
"GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!!! WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!!!! RADICAL RIGHT WING FACIST PIGS!!!!!!!"
Boy do those "Radical left wing socialist sows" really get mad when they see old fat guys in
tights.................
PS
I saw what looked like a TiRush being piloted by a guy wearing sandals. Could that have been
Limey Lou?????
Jerry