New Generation Carry-Bicycle

Discussion in 'Road Cycling' started by Marc Longerey, Jan 29, 2003.

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  1. Hello everybody,

    Are you fed up with the usal carry-bicycle, which you install and then you remove it constantly,
    which damages your cars and your bikes, and which allows the thieves to take your bicycle ?

    Also don't hesitate, your opinion interest us ! Join us for an opinion pull about a New Generation
    Carry-bicycle at the adress :

    http://membres.lycos.fr/dypolitofactory/sondage/index_en.php
     
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  2. Bluto

    Bluto Guest

    Man: You sit here, dear.

    Wife: All right.

    Man: (to Waitress) Morning!

    Waitress: Morning!

    Man: Well, what've you got?

    Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg
    bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage
    spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

    Vikings: (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam...

    Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam
    spam spam...

    Vikings: (singing) Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

    Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale
    manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on
    top and spam.

    Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

    Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

    Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

    Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

    Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

    Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)

    Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

    Waitress: Urgghh!

    Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

    Waitress: Shut up!

    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

    Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage
    without the spam.

    Wife: (shrieks) I don't like spam!

    Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam
    spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

    Vikings: (singing) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

    Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

    Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

    Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown
    her words)

    Vikings: (singing elaborately) Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spaaam! Lovely spam!
    Wonderful spam. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am!
    Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spaaam! Spam, spam, spam, spaaaaam!
     
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