New Priest In Town

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, May 28, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish
    confessing to adultery.

    One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess
    to adultery, I'll quit!"

    Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who
    had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'

    This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the
    priest passed away at a ripe old age.

    A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the
    town and seemed very concerned.

    "Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When
    people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've

    The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new
    priest about the code word.

    But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at
    him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because
    your wife has fallen three times this week!"


  2. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I don't know where you get your jokes from, but keep them coming ;D
  3. JSWin

    JSWin Member

    Jul 13, 2015
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    Oh no. Lol it's not a funny joke at all. But, I'll let it slide. I've fallen and I can't get up.
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