NURSE JOKE
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over
his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour
surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial
sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask, "Are my
testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to
wash your upper body and feet."
Quoted message said:He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she
overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She
raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the
other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong
with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very,
very
Quoted message said:closely......................
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back?
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