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Thats like the women that could **** higher then the man.

I MTB 2004
 
Carla A-G wrote:
> So you thought the Magic Cone was a great idea, check this one out:
>
> http://www.shenis.com/
>
> - CA-G
>
> Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!

Would a woman have to keep scratching her crotch if she had one of these? :)

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jack wrote:
> "jack" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
>>
>> "Carla A-G" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
>>> So you thought the Magic Cone was a great idea, check this one out:
>>>
>>> http://www.shenis.com/
>>>
>>> - CA-G
>>>
>>> Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!
>>
>> Save your money and learn how to do it without any devices:
>>
>> http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html
>>
>>
> Didn't see the magic cone post below. Looks like some already posted this link.

yes, at least 24 hours ago.
 
"Penny S" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> jack wrote:
> > "jack" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> >>
> >> "Carla A-G" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >> news:[email protected]...
> >>> So you thought the Magic Cone was a great idea, check this one out:
> >>>
> >>> http://www.shenis.com/
> >>>
> >>> - CA-G
> >>>
> >>> Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!
> >>
> >> Save your money and learn how to do it without any devices:
> >>
> >> http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html
> >>
> >>
> > Didn't see the magic cone post below. Looks like some already posted this link.
>
> yes, at least 24 hours ago.

We've got this road race which is about 115 miles long. It's an open class so every races together.
The first 30 miles is neutral. Which means you can't pass the pace vehicle. The pace vehicle stays
at 20 mph till it pulls off the road and the cyclists can start the real race. The race passes
under this viaduct around the 20 mile mark. This is where everyone who has to go jumps into the
bushes to do their business before latching back on the pack. Since the pace is a neutral 20 mph
it's not hard to do.

My friend had been training for this race by riding the course and even determining which bush he
was going to jump into to take a leak. A quick in and out of the bush and bridge back to the pack.
On race day every thing went as planned. He spotted his bush and proceeded to veer off the pack and
jumped into the bush. He was ready to let it loose when he heard a glushing sound next to him. A
girl racer had followed him into the bush, squatted next to him and let loose. He's standing there
with his d*ck in hand and couldn't go. The girl pulled her lycra up and was bridging to latch on the
pack. Even after she was gone, he couldn't go. After he finally was able to relax and pee, the pack
was really far up the road. He did eventually gap before the neutral portion was over, but it took a
lot of energy doing do. He didn't expect to do well anyway but he got dropped on the first major
attack and straggled in with all the dropped riders.

He probably wouldn't finish the race if the girl stood and peed rather than squatted.
 
Carla A-G wrote:
> So you thought the Magic Cone was a great idea, check this one out:
>
> http://www.shenis.com/
>
> - CA-G
>
> Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!

The search keywords that you are using would probably scare me...
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> The search keywords that you are using would probably scare me...

Should you view source on magic-cone's animation page, you'll see:

<meta name="keywords" content="Disposable,female

inine,hygiene,surgery,camping,boating,hiking,urination,funnel,magic,cone,mag ic cone,magic-
cone,toilet seat,toilets,hygienic,spreading,diseases,pregnancy,hospital,surgery">

"boating"???
 
John Harlow wrote:
>> The search keywords that you are using would probably scare me...
>
> Should you view source on magic-cone's animation page, you'll see:
>
> <meta name="keywords" content="Disposable,female
>

>
inine,hygiene,surgery,camping,boating,hiking,urination,funnel,magic,cone,mag
> ic cone,magic-cone,toilet seat,toilets,hygienic,spreading,diseases,pregnancy,hospital,surgery">
>
> "boating"???

yeah, have you ever had to hang your rear off the end of the raft?

p.
 
Penny S wrote:
> John Harlow wrote:
>>> The search keywords that you are using would probably scare me...
>>
>> Should you view source on magic-cone's animation page, you'll see:
>>
>> <meta name="keywords" content="Disposable,female
>>
>

>>
>
inine,hygiene,surgery,camping,boating,hiking,urination,funnel,magic,cone,mag
>> ic cone,magic-cone,toilet seat,toilets,hygienic,spreading,diseases,pregnancy,hospital,surgery">
>>
>> "boating"???
>
> yeah, have you ever had to hang your rear off the end of the raft?
>
> p.

Ahhhrrrrrrmmmm. A *real sailor* never hangs it over the railing. He'll pee or take a dump in a
bucket or bottle which then can be easily rinsed. There are far too many drowned people recovered
with their fly open, usually in the calmest waters.

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"jack" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Penny S" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > jack wrote:
> > > "jack" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> > >>
> > >> "Carla A-G" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > >> news:[email protected]...
> > >>> So you thought the Magic Cone was a great idea, check this one out:
> > >>>
> > >>> http://www.shenis.com/
> > >>>
> > >>> - CA-G
> > >>>
> > >>> Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!
> > >>
> > >> Save your money and learn how to do it without any devices:
> > >>
> > >> http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html
> > >>
> > >>
> > > Didn't see the magic cone post below. Looks like some already posted this link.
> >
> > yes, at least 24 hours ago.
>
> We've got this road race which is about 115 miles long. It's an open
class
> so every races together. The first 30 miles is neutral. Which means you can't pass the pace
> vehicle. The pace vehicle stays at 20 mph till it
pulls
> off the road and the cyclists can start the real race. The race passes under this viaduct around
> the 20 mile mark. This is where everyone who
has
> to go jumps into the bushes to do their business before latching back on
the
> pack. Since the pace is a neutral 20 mph it's not hard to do.
>
> My friend had been training for this race by riding the course and even determining which bush he
> was going to jump into to take a leak. A quick
in
> and out of the bush and bridge back to the pack. On race day every thing went as planned. He
> spotted his bush and proceeded to veer off the pack
and
> jumped into the bush. He was ready to let it loose when he heard a
glushing
> sound next to him. A girl racer had followed him into the bush, squatted next to him and let
> loose. He's standing there with his d*ck in hand and couldn't go. The girl pulled her lycra up and
> was bridging to latch on
the
> pack. Even after she was gone, he couldn't go. After he finally was able to relax and pee, the
> pack was really far up the road. He did eventually gap before the neutral portion was over, but it
> took a lot of energy doing do. He didn't expect to do well anyway but he got dropped on the first
> major attack and straggled in with all the dropped riders.
>
> He probably wouldn't finish the race if the girl stood and peed rather
than
> squatted.
>

LOL - excellent story...
 
jack wrote:
> snip funny story.
>
> He probably wouldn't finish the race if the girl stood and peed rather than squatted.

On the contrary. He probably would never have noticed it was a chick if she'd been standing up.
--
Perre

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>> "boating"???
>
> yeah, have you ever had to hang your rear off the end of the raft?

Usually, that's when one just goes for a "swim" - or has a seat on the swimdeck for a few minutes!

It would be quite the interesting sight indeed if some chick dropped trou on the back of a boat in a
crowded waterway and used one of those things..
 
Per Elmsäter wrote:
> Ahhhrrrrrrmmmm. A *real sailor* never hangs it over the railing. He'll pee or take a dump in a
> bucket or bottle which then can be easily rinsed. There are far too many drowned people recovered
> with their fly open, usually in the calmest waters.

who said sailing?... I'm talking whitewater here. We don't carry a bucket because we either are on
the cataraft ( where you drop in between the tubes) or the raft, which is a self bailer and has no
bail bucket. and yes, "taking a swim" works in the summer, but not in 38 degree snowmelt run off.

http://www.specialtyoutdoors.com/photo2.htm

penny
 
On Thu, 05 Feb 2004 07:00:32 -0800, Penny S wrote:

>> Ahhhrrrrrrmmmm. A *real sailor* never hangs it over the railing. He'll pee or take a dump in a
>> bucket or bottle which then can be easily rinsed. There are far too many drowned people recovered
>> with their fly open, usually in the calmest waters.
>
>
> who said sailing?... I'm talking whitewater here.

Obviously, most people would wait until a calm bit, but not our Penny. She likes to add an extra
dimension to her rafting ;~p

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Penny S wrote:
> Per Elmsäter wrote:
>> Ahhhrrrrrrmmmm. A *real sailor* never hangs it over the railing. He'll pee or take a dump in a
>> bucket or bottle which then can be easily rinsed. There are far too many drowned people recovered
>> with their fly open, usually in the calmest waters.
>
>
> who said sailing?... I'm talking whitewater here. We don't carry a bucket because we either are on
> the cataraft ( where you drop in between the tubes) or the raft, which is a self bailer and has no
> bail bucket. and yes, "taking a swim" works in the summer, but not in 38 degree snowmelt run off.
>
> http://www.specialtyoutdoors.com/photo2.htm
>
> penny

Ok. But I assure you I wouldn't bother hanging it outside. In water like that you can pee wherever
you want and it will be washed out immediately ;) Besides in cold water like that the guys can't
find it anyway ;))
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Perre

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